Suundai

Season:
Race:
Class:
Background:
Lifestyle:
None
Current Level:
20
XP Level:
3
Total XP:
1340
XP to Level:
1360
XP for Next:
2700
ACP Level:
7
ACP to Level:
8.0
Milestone Level:
24
Total GP:
471.666
Total Downtime:
136.5
Tag:
Faction:
None
Faction Rank:
Heroic (rank 4)
Renown Rank:
Notorious (rank 2)
Total Renown:
8.5
Secret Missions:
0
Treasure CPs:
0/0/0/0
Magic Item Count:
13
Magic Item Limit:
10
Pipes of the Sewers,
Hat of Vermin,
Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration,
Dread Helm,
Glamour Studded Leather,
Tome of Leadership and Influence,
Anstruth Harp,
Ioun stone of Mastery,
blade of the Medusa,
Vorpal Longsword,
Cubic Gate,
Skyfist,
+1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum,
+1 Scimitar

Log Entries

Date Played Adventure Title Session Levels GP Downtime ▼ Magic Items
2020-05-27 22:14 DDAL 00-12d A Devil's Song w/extra Infernal Encounters 1 -260 Vorpal Longsword Show

Qoss:signed 'Qoss the blink blink' with a little planar portal

PHALAERAPHE’ the singing eriyes signed barrel
n a flourished cursive script "Your ever-glamorous friend, Dresden Cottingley (and Harry too!) xx

simed dresden, awakened new rat up to 6

Aqcuired vorpal longsword

2020-03-14 00:03 CCC-BMG-37 Weakness of Rock 800 Manual of quickness of action Show

used efreeti bottle and acquired manual of quickness of action
sim died

2020-04-16 21:04 Trade Log Manual of quickness of action > Cloak of Arachnida (+2 init) Show Trade Log

Traded With coldfusion2142 (DCI 2503886177)

3569

character is Azrael

2020-02-04 18:28 Trade Log Cli lyre > Ring of Spell Storing Show Trade Log

Player: Wojtek Ostrowski
DCI: 8318724861
Character: Richard Rigsby
Item: Ring of Spell Storing
Obtained from: DDHC-TYP Tales from the Yawning Portal (White Plume Mountain)
has 2 mirror images cast in it

2020-02-22 00:37 DDAL07-13 Old Bones and Older Tomes 1 -700 Show

sim died, recasted sim
aqcuired potion of greater healing

2020-01-12 00:24 Trade Log Desolation (sword of sharpness) > Show Trade Log

snapped

2020-02-17 23:23 Trade Log Ring of Spell Storing > Show Trade Log

snapped

2020-03-15 00:07 Trade Log Efreeti Bottle > Show Trade Log

used

2019-12-14 01:04 DDAL 08-14 Escape from Vanrakdoom 1 -100 Desolation (sword of sharpness) Show

awakened another rat, named stewart, have 2 now
aqcuired Greatsword of Sharpness

2020-01-11 00:22 CCC-TRI-01 Into the Darkness 1 -200 Robe of Scintillating colors Show

aqcuired scroll of mass suggestion and Robe of Scinilating colors
awakened and named Splinter

2020-01-19 22:56 CCC-BMG-39 Darkest Vein 800 Show

A Merciful Soul: After seeing and hearing the plight of the alhoon Berach, you have decided that sparing its life so that it may spend its last year hunting for peace was the correct decision. Whether this will be the correct decision in the future has yet to be determined…

Downtime Activity: Planar Studies

With the alhoon's unique plane available for study, those interested in its creation can spend time studying it and learn its secrets. By spending 50 downtime days, a character can do one of the following to a demiplane they have created. Each effect can be given used multiple times, costing 50 downtime days per use. Each individual demiplane that you control can receive each of the following effects once.

Hide one created demiplane, making other spellcasters unable to enter the chosen demiplane without explicit permission. This can take the form of a key, object, pass-phrase, or other way to authenticate.

Connect one demiplane with another chosen demiplane that they control. This allows easy access to the connected demiplanes without the need to cast demiplane multiple times.

2019-09-10 00:52 Gather information guest Hat of Vermin Show DM Log

unlocked Hat of Vermin

2019-09-16 01:53 Purchase Log 250 Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration Show Purchase

gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration

2019-09-28 16:21 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 1 -2509 Show

Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph
bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration

01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune!

02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult!

03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives!

04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends!

05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is!

06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain!

07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy!

08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it!

09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so!

10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment!

11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand!

12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth!

13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand!

14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology!

15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person!

16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards!

17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel!

18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them!

19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe!

20 Even trolls find you repulsive!

21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face!

22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common!

23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick!

24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head!

25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word!

26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you!

27 Fresh from illithids, are we?

28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent!

29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not!

30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would!

31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry!

32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming!

33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass!

34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion!

35 Now we know who the spare is!

36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again!

37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one!

38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege!

39 Ahh. That explains the smell!

40 Who are you again?

41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch!

42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence!

43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out!

44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue!

45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private!

46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen!

47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me!

48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon!

49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play!

50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog!

51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart!

52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was!

53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror!

54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese!

55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f***** up off day did they have to make you!

56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch!

57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any **** on it!

58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that just came out of your mouth!

59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night!

60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate!

61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless!

62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice!

63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass!

64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough!

65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead!

66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something!

67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you!

68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down!

69 You look FAR too much like your grandad!

70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations!

71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others!

72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill!

73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill!

74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open!

75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich!

76 So does failure run in your family!

77 I've seen fungi with more charm!

78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation!

79 Believe in yourself because no one else does!

80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass!

81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe!

82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature!

83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron!

84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology!

85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face!

86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part!

87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think!

89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people!

90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's!

91 I envy people that have never met you!

92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed!

93 You’re so dense, light bends around you!

94 How the **** are you the sperm that won?

95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre!

96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop!

97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls!

98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected!

99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people!

100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

2018-09-01 22:14 Purchase Log -60 Show Purchase

Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing

2019-11-15 23:21 DDEP09-02 HELLFIRE REQUIEM 1 120 Hellrider's Badge Show

Magic Item: Hellrider’s Badge - Klysandral’s Champion

Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement by someone designated by Duke Ulder Ravengard)

A Hellrider’s Badge is only usable by a member of the Hellriders, and thanks to your efforts during Klysandral’s funeral and the subsequent escape from Avernus you have been awarded honorary membership by Duke Ulder Ravengard himself. This badge marks you as a lieutenant in the Hellriders.

While wearing the badge, you gain a +2 bonus to AC if you aren’t using a shield.

If the badge is more than 5 feet away from you for more than one minute, it vanishes and harmlessly reappears on a surface within 5 feet of Duke Ravengard. While holding the badge, the Duke know your location, provided the two of you are on the same plane of existence and your attunement to the badge hasn’t ended.

As an action, the Duke can touch the badge and end your attunement to it, as he has been granted this power by Elturel despite not being a Hellrider himself.

Special

If you wish to take the Hellriders or Flaming Fist as your faction, you may do so. Additionally, this badge is made from the bones of Klysandral himself, counts as a holy reliquary, and may be used as a holy symbol of Torm if needed.

Despite its rarity, the Hellrider’s Badge can be equipped by anyone that has it earned it via playing DDEP09-02 Hellfire Requiem.

2019-11-06 02:24 Trade Log Wand of Lightning Bolts > Show Trade Log

snapped

2019-10-31 23:56 Trade Log Ring of Fire Resistance > Show Trade Log

snapped

2019-11-27 05:04 Trade Log Ring of Fire resistance > Ring of Radiant Resistance Show Trade Log

Character: Lymme Talio
Item: Glamoured Studded Leather(No Flavour)
Source: Previous Trade
Traded For: Sunblade
Player Name: K. Holt (@Lore Keeper Haos

5904)

Date: 11/27/2019

Character Name: Auros Melancholia "Mel" Atlante
Item: Ring of Radiant Resistance
Source: Unlock (S8)
Traded For: Ring of Fire Resistance
Player Name: K. Holt (@Lore Keeper Haos

5904)

Date: 11/27/2019

2020-05-27 22:15 Trade Log BreastPlate+2 > Show Trade Log

snapped

Date Played Adventure Title Tier Session ACP TCP Downtime ▼ Renown
2020-05-27 22:14 DDAL 00-12d A Devil's Song w/extra Infernal Encounters Show

Qoss:signed 'Qoss the blink blink' with a little planar portal

PHALAERAPHE’ the singing eriyes signed barrel
n a flourished cursive script "Your ever-glamorous friend, Dresden Cottingley (and Harry too!) xx

simed dresden, awakened new rat up to 6

Aqcuired vorpal longsword

2020-03-14 00:03 CCC-BMG-37 Weakness of Rock Show

used efreeti bottle and acquired manual of quickness of action
sim died

2020-04-16 21:04 Trade Log Show Trade Log

Traded With coldfusion2142 (DCI 2503886177)

3569

character is Azrael

2020-02-04 18:28 Trade Log Show Trade Log

Player: Wojtek Ostrowski
DCI: 8318724861
Character: Richard Rigsby
Item: Ring of Spell Storing
Obtained from: DDHC-TYP Tales from the Yawning Portal (White Plume Mountain)
has 2 mirror images cast in it

2020-02-22 00:37 DDAL07-13 Old Bones and Older Tomes Show

sim died, recasted sim
aqcuired potion of greater healing

2020-01-12 00:24 Trade Log Show Trade Log

snapped

2020-02-17 23:23 Trade Log Show Trade Log

snapped

2020-03-15 00:07 Trade Log Show Trade Log

used

2019-12-14 01:04 DDAL 08-14 Escape from Vanrakdoom Show

awakened another rat, named stewart, have 2 now
aqcuired Greatsword of Sharpness

2020-01-11 00:22 CCC-TRI-01 Into the Darkness Show

aqcuired scroll of mass suggestion and Robe of Scinilating colors
awakened and named Splinter

2020-01-19 22:56 CCC-BMG-39 Darkest Vein Show

A Merciful Soul: After seeing and hearing the plight of the alhoon Berach, you have decided that sparing its life so that it may spend its last year hunting for peace was the correct decision. Whether this will be the correct decision in the future has yet to be determined…

Downtime Activity: Planar Studies

With the alhoon's unique plane available for study, those interested in its creation can spend time studying it and learn its secrets. By spending 50 downtime days, a character can do one of the following to a demiplane they have created. Each effect can be given used multiple times, costing 50 downtime days per use. Each individual demiplane that you control can receive each of the following effects once.

Hide one created demiplane, making other spellcasters unable to enter the chosen demiplane without explicit permission. This can take the form of a key, object, pass-phrase, or other way to authenticate.

Connect one demiplane with another chosen demiplane that they control. This allows easy access to the connected demiplanes without the need to cast demiplane multiple times.

2019-09-10 00:52 Gather information guest 2 -2 Show DM Log

unlocked Hat of Vermin

2019-09-16 01:53 Purchase Log Show Purchase

gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration

2019-09-28 16:21 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 1 Show

Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph
bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration

01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune!

02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult!

03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives!

04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends!

05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is!

06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain!

07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy!

08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it!

09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so!

10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment!

11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand!

12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth!

13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand!

14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology!

15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person!

16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards!

17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel!

18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them!

19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe!

20 Even trolls find you repulsive!

21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face!

22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common!

23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick!

24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head!

25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word!

26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you!

27 Fresh from illithids, are we?

28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent!

29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not!

30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would!

31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry!

32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming!

33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass!

34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion!

35 Now we know who the spare is!

36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again!

37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one!

38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege!

39 Ahh. That explains the smell!

40 Who are you again?

41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch!

42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence!

43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out!

44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue!

45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private!

46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen!

47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me!

48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon!

49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play!

50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog!

51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart!

52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was!

53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror!

54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese!

55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f***** up off day did they have to make you!

56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch!

57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any **** on it!

58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that just came out of your mouth!

59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night!

60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate!

61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless!

62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice!

63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass!

64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough!

65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead!

66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something!

67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you!

68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down!

69 You look FAR too much like your grandad!

70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations!

71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others!

72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill!

73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill!

74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open!

75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich!

76 So does failure run in your family!

77 I've seen fungi with more charm!

78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation!

79 Believe in yourself because no one else does!

80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass!

81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe!

82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature!

83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron!

84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology!

85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face!

86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part!

87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think!

89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people!

90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's!

91 I envy people that have never met you!

92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed!

93 You’re so dense, light bends around you!

94 How the **** are you the sperm that won?

95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre!

96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop!

97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls!

98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected!

99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people!

100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

2018-09-01 22:14 Purchase Log Show Purchase

Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing

2019-11-15 23:21 DDEP09-02 HELLFIRE REQUIEM Show

Magic Item: Hellrider’s Badge - Klysandral’s Champion

Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement by someone designated by Duke Ulder Ravengard)

A Hellrider’s Badge is only usable by a member of the Hellriders, and thanks to your efforts during Klysandral’s funeral and the subsequent escape from Avernus you have been awarded honorary membership by Duke Ulder Ravengard himself. This badge marks you as a lieutenant in the Hellriders.

While wearing the badge, you gain a +2 bonus to AC if you aren’t using a shield.

If the badge is more than 5 feet away from you for more than one minute, it vanishes and harmlessly reappears on a surface within 5 feet of Duke Ravengard. While holding the badge, the Duke know your location, provided the two of you are on the same plane of existence and your attunement to the badge hasn’t ended.

As an action, the Duke can touch the badge and end your attunement to it, as he has been granted this power by Elturel despite not being a Hellrider himself.

Special

If you wish to take the Hellriders or Flaming Fist as your faction, you may do so. Additionally, this badge is made from the bones of Klysandral himself, counts as a holy reliquary, and may be used as a holy symbol of Torm if needed.

Despite its rarity, the Hellrider’s Badge can be equipped by anyone that has it earned it via playing DDEP09-02 Hellfire Requiem.

2019-11-06 02:24 Trade Log Show Trade Log

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2019-10-31 23:56 Trade Log Show Trade Log

snapped

2019-11-27 05:04 Trade Log Show Trade Log

Character: Lymme Talio
Item: Glamoured Studded Leather(No Flavour)
Source: Previous Trade
Traded For: Sunblade
Player Name: K. Holt (@Lore Keeper Haos

5904)

Date: 11/27/2019

Character Name: Auros Melancholia "Mel" Atlante
Item: Ring of Radiant Resistance
Source: Unlock (S8)
Traded For: Ring of Fire Resistance
Player Name: K. Holt (@Lore Keeper Haos

5904)

Date: 11/27/2019

2020-05-27 22:15 Trade Log Show Trade Log

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Date Played Adventure Title Session XP GP Downtime ▼ Renown Magic Items
2020-05-27 22:14 DDAL 00-12d A Devil's Song w/extra Infernal Encounters -260 Vorpal Longsword Show

Qoss:signed 'Qoss the blink blink' with a little planar portal

PHALAERAPHE’ the singing eriyes signed barrel
n a flourished cursive script "Your ever-glamorous friend, Dresden Cottingley (and Harry too!) xx

simed dresden, awakened new rat up to 6

Aqcuired vorpal longsword

2020-03-14 00:03 CCC-BMG-37 Weakness of Rock 800 Manual of quickness of action Show

used efreeti bottle and acquired manual of quickness of action
sim died

2020-04-16 21:04 Trade Log Manual of quickness of action > Cloak of Arachnida (+2 init) Show Trade Log

Traded With coldfusion2142 (DCI 2503886177)

3569

character is Azrael

2020-02-04 18:28 Trade Log Cli lyre > Ring of Spell Storing Show Trade Log

Player: Wojtek Ostrowski
DCI: 8318724861
Character: Richard Rigsby
Item: Ring of Spell Storing
Obtained from: DDHC-TYP Tales from the Yawning Portal (White Plume Mountain)
has 2 mirror images cast in it

2020-02-22 00:37 DDAL07-13 Old Bones and Older Tomes -700 Show

sim died, recasted sim
aqcuired potion of greater healing

2020-01-12 00:24 Trade Log Desolation (sword of sharpness) > Show Trade Log

snapped

2020-02-17 23:23 Trade Log Ring of Spell Storing > Show Trade Log

snapped

2020-03-15 00:07 Trade Log Efreeti Bottle > Show Trade Log

used

2019-12-14 01:04 DDAL 08-14 Escape from Vanrakdoom -100 Desolation (sword of sharpness) Show

awakened another rat, named stewart, have 2 now
aqcuired Greatsword of Sharpness

2020-01-11 00:22 CCC-TRI-01 Into the Darkness -200 Robe of Scintillating colors Show

aqcuired scroll of mass suggestion and Robe of Scinilating colors
awakened and named Splinter

2020-01-19 22:56 CCC-BMG-39 Darkest Vein 800 Show

A Merciful Soul: After seeing and hearing the plight of the alhoon Berach, you have decided that sparing its life so that it may spend its last year hunting for peace was the correct decision. Whether this will be the correct decision in the future has yet to be determined…

Downtime Activity: Planar Studies

With the alhoon's unique plane available for study, those interested in its creation can spend time studying it and learn its secrets. By spending 50 downtime days, a character can do one of the following to a demiplane they have created. Each effect can be given used multiple times, costing 50 downtime days per use. Each individual demiplane that you control can receive each of the following effects once.

Hide one created demiplane, making other spellcasters unable to enter the chosen demiplane without explicit permission. This can take the form of a key, object, pass-phrase, or other way to authenticate.

Connect one demiplane with another chosen demiplane that they control. This allows easy access to the connected demiplanes without the need to cast demiplane multiple times.

2019-09-10 00:52 Gather information guest Hat of Vermin Show DM Log

unlocked Hat of Vermin

2019-09-16 01:53 Purchase Log 250 Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration Show Purchase

gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration

2019-09-28 16:21 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 1 -2509 Show

Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph
bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration

01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune!

02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult!

03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives!

04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends!

05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is!

06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain!

07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy!

08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it!

09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so!

10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment!

11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand!

12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth!

13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand!

14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology!

15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person!

16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards!

17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel!

18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them!

19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe!

20 Even trolls find you repulsive!

21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face!

22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common!

23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick!

24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head!

25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word!

26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you!

27 Fresh from illithids, are we?

28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent!

29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not!

30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would!

31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry!

32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming!

33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass!

34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion!

35 Now we know who the spare is!

36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again!

37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one!

38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege!

39 Ahh. That explains the smell!

40 Who are you again?

41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch!

42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence!

43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out!

44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue!

45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private!

46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen!

47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me!

48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon!

49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play!

50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog!

51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart!

52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was!

53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror!

54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese!

55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f***** up off day did they have to make you!

56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch!

57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any **** on it!

58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that just came out of your mouth!

59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night!

60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate!

61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless!

62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice!

63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass!

64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough!

65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead!

66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something!

67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you!

68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down!

69 You look FAR too much like your grandad!

70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations!

71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others!

72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill!

73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill!

74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open!

75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich!

76 So does failure run in your family!

77 I've seen fungi with more charm!

78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation!

79 Believe in yourself because no one else does!

80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass!

81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe!

82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature!

83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron!

84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology!

85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face!

86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part!

87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think!

89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people!

90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's!

91 I envy people that have never met you!

92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed!

93 You’re so dense, light bends around you!

94 How the **** are you the sperm that won?

95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre!

96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop!

97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls!

98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected!

99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people!

100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

2018-09-01 22:14 Purchase Log -60 Show Purchase

Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing

2019-11-15 23:21 DDEP09-02 HELLFIRE REQUIEM 120 Hellrider's Badge Show

Magic Item: Hellrider’s Badge - Klysandral’s Champion

Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement by someone designated by Duke Ulder Ravengard)

A Hellrider’s Badge is only usable by a member of the Hellriders, and thanks to your efforts during Klysandral’s funeral and the subsequent escape from Avernus you have been awarded honorary membership by Duke Ulder Ravengard himself. This badge marks you as a lieutenant in the Hellriders.

While wearing the badge, you gain a +2 bonus to AC if you aren’t using a shield.

If the badge is more than 5 feet away from you for more than one minute, it vanishes and harmlessly reappears on a surface within 5 feet of Duke Ravengard. While holding the badge, the Duke know your location, provided the two of you are on the same plane of existence and your attunement to the badge hasn’t ended.

As an action, the Duke can touch the badge and end your attunement to it, as he has been granted this power by Elturel despite not being a Hellrider himself.

Special

If you wish to take the Hellriders or Flaming Fist as your faction, you may do so. Additionally, this badge is made from the bones of Klysandral himself, counts as a holy reliquary, and may be used as a holy symbol of Torm if needed.

Despite its rarity, the Hellrider’s Badge can be equipped by anyone that has it earned it via playing DDEP09-02 Hellfire Requiem.

2019-11-06 02:24 Trade Log Wand of Lightning Bolts > Show Trade Log

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2019-10-31 23:56 Trade Log Ring of Fire Resistance > Show Trade Log

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2019-11-27 05:04 Trade Log Ring of Fire resistance > Ring of Radiant Resistance Show Trade Log

Character: Lymme Talio
Item: Glamoured Studded Leather(No Flavour)
Source: Previous Trade
Traded For: Sunblade
Player Name: K. Holt (@Lore Keeper Haos

5904)

Date: 11/27/2019

Character Name: Auros Melancholia "Mel" Atlante
Item: Ring of Radiant Resistance
Source: Unlock (S8)
Traded For: Ring of Fire Resistance
Player Name: K. Holt (@Lore Keeper Haos

5904)

Date: 11/27/2019

2020-05-27 22:15 Trade Log BreastPlate+2 > Show Trade Log

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