Suundai

Season:
Race:
Class:
Background:
Lifestyle:
None
Current Level:
20
XP Level:
3
Total XP:
1340
XP to Level:
1360
XP for Next:
2700
ACP Level:
7
ACP to Level:
8.0
Milestone Level:
24
Total GP:
471.666
Total Downtime:
136.5
Tag:
Faction:
None
Faction Rank:
Heroic (rank 4)
Renown Rank:
Notorious (rank 2)
Total Renown:
8.5
Secret Missions:
0
Treasure CPs:
0/0/0/0
Magic Item Count:
13
Magic Item Limit:
10
Pipes of the Sewers,
Hat of Vermin,
Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration,
Dread Helm,
Glamour Studded Leather,
Tome of Leadership and Influence,
Anstruth Harp,
Ioun stone of Mastery,
blade of the Medusa,
Vorpal Longsword,
Cubic Gate,
Skyfist,
+1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum,
+1 Scimitar

Log Entries

Date Played Adventure Title Session Levels ▲ GP Downtime Magic Items
2019-11-05 02:12 CCC-TRI-25 Dead Men’s Treasure 1 0 -600 -21 Cli lyre Show

sold studded leather, got raise dead downtime, aqcuired spell scroll of stinking cloud and Cli Lute

2020-06-27 23:28 DDAL08-17 The Tower of Ahghairon 1 500 -1 Cubic Gate Show

acquired cubic gate
Awakened rat Mimi now have 7
recasted simulacrum

The characters are among a very small number of people who know that the wizard Ahghairon is still alive. They can use this knowledge to their advantage, for example by returning to ask a favor at a later point, or perhaps bartering or selling the knowledge to someone else in Waterdeep.

2019-11-15 23:21 DDEP09-02 HELLFIRE REQUIEM 1 120 Hellrider's Badge Show

Magic Item: Hellrider’s Badge - Klysandral’s Champion

Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement by someone designated by Duke Ulder Ravengard)

A Hellrider’s Badge is only usable by a member of the Hellriders, and thanks to your efforts during Klysandral’s funeral and the subsequent escape from Avernus you have been awarded honorary membership by Duke Ulder Ravengard himself. This badge marks you as a lieutenant in the Hellriders.

While wearing the badge, you gain a +2 bonus to AC if you aren’t using a shield.

If the badge is more than 5 feet away from you for more than one minute, it vanishes and harmlessly reappears on a surface within 5 feet of Duke Ravengard. While holding the badge, the Duke know your location, provided the two of you are on the same plane of existence and your attunement to the badge hasn’t ended.

As an action, the Duke can touch the badge and end your attunement to it, as he has been granted this power by Elturel despite not being a Hellrider himself.

Special

If you wish to take the Hellriders or Flaming Fist as your faction, you may do so. Additionally, this badge is made from the bones of Klysandral himself, counts as a holy reliquary, and may be used as a holy symbol of Torm if needed.

Despite its rarity, the Hellrider’s Badge can be equipped by anyone that has it earned it via playing DDEP09-02 Hellfire Requiem.

2020-04-17 00:29 CCC-BMG-14 PHLAN1-2 Enemy of my Enemy 1 -700 -1 Tome of Understanding Show

aqcuired wisdom tome, spell scroll of polymorph, and abtained barrel signed by mutates lizard men and a bunch of githzerai
casted simulacrum

2020-04-24 01:22 DDAL05-19 The Eye of Xxiphu 1 250 -4 Staff of power, Tome of Understanding Show

Lost wish and spent 4 dtd to ask annam himself to speak sense into dworkkin the cloud giant archmage

awaken 2 rats and named them mrs.frisbee, named second Lauren

aqcuired staff of power, Toga of Zagyg, and tome of understanding

The Toga of Zagyg
Rena Chuckleberry:i will absolutely sign the barrel
if i can join you for the spa!
CatCat (GM):Dworkin, Cloud Giant Archmage, signs the barrel

Deku(AC 22 {27}, PP: 17, DC 20) considers the affect on parallel worlds

Zori carves Zar'rya into the barrel. "You have earned the right to know my birth name."
Khys'Akra:"Khys'Akra, remember the spa!"

Deku(AC 22 {27}, PP: 17, DC 20) Deku signs before jumping
Brak (AC16 PP10 DC20):Brak signs it in Draconic, which just looks like a couple of scratches from his claws

2020-08-30 15:09 DDEP00-01 The Red War 1 -750 Show

Recasted Simulacrum, bought contingency material for simulacrum

Planes in Pockets in Planes:The Thayan mansion in Mulmaster was comprised of a series of nested demiplanes and pocket dimensions, and you survived the exploration – and brought back lingering traces of that magic. As a result, you always know what plane you are on, and if you find yourself away from your native plane you may excise this magic to return to the Prime Material plane immediately. If you do this, destroy this story award.

Szass Tam’s Arcane Essence
Epic boon, unique
You have wrested away part of Szass Tam’s essence. Specifically, this spark of energy was originally wrested from the vile lich himself, and grants one additional 9th level spell slot, provided that you already have one. This item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide under the entry for Boon of High Magic.

2020-01-11 00:22 CCC-TRI-01 Into the Darkness 1 -200 Robe of Scintillating colors Show

aqcuired scroll of mass suggestion and Robe of Scinilating colors
awakened and named Splinter

2019-12-14 01:04 DDAL 08-14 Escape from Vanrakdoom 1 -100 Desolation (sword of sharpness) Show

awakened another rat, named stewart, have 2 now
aqcuired Greatsword of Sharpness

2020-02-04 18:11 CCC-QCC2018-01 Of Gods and Monsters 1 -1100 -1 Show

casted simulacrum
The Ecology of the Tarrasque :Your research on the tarrasque grants you an
encyclopedic knowledge of the history and lore of
this creature. This award may have additional
repercussions in future QCC modules.

Membership in the Royal Order of Tarrasque Herders: Dryearth has offered you membership in the Order if you swear an oath to come to need of any civilized people threatened upon the return of the true tarrasque. This award may have additional repercussions in future QCC modules.

Run Away and Join the Circus :You spend some time traveling with the circus as a
performer until the start of your next adventure.
You learn quite a bit about the inner workings of the
circus during this time. This award may have
additional repercussions in future QCC modules.

Honorary Bullywug: For helping to free their god from the bonds of
oppression, a bullywug tribe of Chult owes you a lifedebt. Should you ever find yourself in the presence
of this bullywug tribe in Chult during a future QCC
adventure, you will be treated as an ally. Should you
ever willingly kill a froghemoth while in Chult or in
the presence of a bullywug, this story award is lost.

2020-02-22 00:37 DDAL07-13 Old Bones and Older Tomes 1 -700 Show

sim died, recasted sim
aqcuired potion of greater healing

2020-04-19 21:38 DDAL06-03 Crypt of the Death Giants 1 -155 Belt of Storm Giant Strength Show

casted secret chest with wish
casted create humonculous with wish
casted find familiar for a rat with wish
casted wish for contingency and stored Enhance Ability with the trigger phrase "watch this"
recasted sim used downtime for all benefits accept the honor guard
aqcuired Belt of Storm Giant Strength and spell scroll of Project Image

Wondrous Item, Legendary

While wearing this belt, your Strength score changes to a score granted by the belt (29). If your Strength is already equal to or greater than the belt's score, the item has no effect on you.

Six varieties of this belt exist, corresponding with and having rarity according to the six kinds of true giants. The belt of stone giant strength and the belt of frost giant strength look different, but they have the same effect.

The storm giant quintessent Dessa imbued this belt with her elemental strength. When the belt’s fantastic strength is used lightning dances around the wearer while a warm desert wind blows in the area.

This item can be found in the Dungeon Masters Guide.

Hall of Mirth. Characters can spend time in the Hall of Mirth learning about giant kind and ancient Ostoria and the giant language. At the conclusion of this adventure a character may choose to learn the giant language for 50 downtime days. In addition at the conclusion of this adventure a character may choose to learn about Ostoria, by spending 50 downtime days the character will have advantage on any future rolls regarding giants or Ostoria.

Hall of Omens. Characters can spend time in the Hall of Omens learning about signs and portents. A wizard of the school of divination may spend 200 downtime days to gain 1 additional portent dice. Any other character may spend 50 downtime days to gain 3 Luck Points and may use them as the Lucky feat. Once the 3 Luck Points are spent they are not regained.

Hall of Honor. Characters can spend time in the hall of honor learning about the deeds of the ancient Ostorian Honor Guard. A character who spends 25 downtime days will gain advantage in dealings with true giants (Cloud, Hill, Fire, Stone, or Storm) when the subject of the Ostorian Honor Guard can be included in the conversation.

Death’s End. You helped defeat Kiaransalee’s cult of Undying Might and prevented many Death Giants from being created and used by Kiaransalee. (See the D&D Epic DDEP06-03 Hecatomb)

2020-05-27 22:14 DDAL 00-12d A Devil's Song w/extra Infernal Encounters 1 -260 Vorpal Longsword Show

Qoss:signed 'Qoss the blink blink' with a little planar portal

PHALAERAPHE’ the singing eriyes signed barrel
n a flourished cursive script "Your ever-glamorous friend, Dresden Cottingley (and Harry too!) xx

simed dresden, awakened new rat up to 6

Aqcuired vorpal longsword

2020-06-28 13:58 DDAL08-18 Moving Day 1 500 Rod of Resurrection Show

recasted simulacrum and awakened rat up to 8 now
aqcuired rod of ressurection

2020-07-11 19:51 DDAL00-01 Window to the Past 1 Adamantine Plate Show

used spell scroll of programmed illusion
recasted simulacrum
bought spell component for contingency, casted it, storing enhance ability, with a wink and saying "watch this" as the trigger"
awakened new rat up to 9
Ally of Thay. You are known to be an ally of the
Thayan Plateau, whether you want to or not. You
have advantage on Charisma-based checks with Red
Wizards and other non-slaves from Thay, and at the
DM’s discretion may have disadvantage when dealing
with Harpers and other enemies of Thay.

Became a noble of Mulmaster

2019-09-29 16:04 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 2 1 -820 20 Show

aqcuired potion of Lightning Resistance and wand of lightning bolt with said flavor, bought and used scroll of awaken on boarsie

Requires Attunement by a Spellcaster

This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend.

The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll a d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.

This slender rod of glass feels solid, but appears to have a constant storm of thunderclouds roiling within

2019-10-12 17:31 DDEX2-13 The Howling Void 1 120 20 Show

got 16 candy corn from imps
aqcuired potion of bottled breatth
This bottle contains a breath of elemental air. When you inhale it, you either exhale it or hold it.If you exhale the breath, you gain the effect of the gust of windspell. If you hold the breath, you don't need to breathe for 1 hour, though you can end this benefit early (for example, to speak). Ending it early doesn't give you the benefit of exhaling the breath. The full effect of gust of windcan be found in the Player's Handbook.

2019-10-31 23:43 DDAL04-14 The Dark Lord 1 120 20 Bracer's of defence Show

aquired Bracers of Defense: These leather bracers are stitched with a symbol of an open hand, bloodlessly pierced through the palm with a heart shaped hole. The bracers fill the wearer with the belief that that is love eternal, regardless of creed, nationality, or vital signs. A description of this item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide.

The True Meaning of Love. You have defeated Esmae Amarantha and once again caged the Evening Glory. You are true warrior of fate and love and are marked as such. You gain advantage on Charisma checks made with followers of the goddess Sûne. You may cross this favor out to succeed on a saving throw against a charm effect that you have failed.

2019-11-26 04:30 CCC-BWM-003 A Tale of Two Towers 1 1000 -4 Aegis of the Raven Queen, Dread Helm Show

got aegis of the raven queen and dread helm

2019-09-28 16:21 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 1 -2509 Show

Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph
bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration

01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune!

02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult!

03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives!

04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends!

05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is!

06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain!

07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy!

08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it!

09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so!

10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment!

11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand!

12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth!

13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand!

14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology!

15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person!

16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards!

17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel!

18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them!

19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe!

20 Even trolls find you repulsive!

21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face!

22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common!

23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick!

24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head!

25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word!

26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you!

27 Fresh from illithids, are we?

28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent!

29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not!

30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would!

31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry!

32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming!

33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass!

34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion!

35 Now we know who the spare is!

36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again!

37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one!

38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege!

39 Ahh. That explains the smell!

40 Who are you again?

41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch!

42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence!

43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out!

44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue!

45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private!

46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen!

47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me!

48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon!

49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play!

50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog!

51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart!

52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was!

53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror!

54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese!

55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f***** up off day did they have to make you!

56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch!

57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any **** on it!

58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that just came out of your mouth!

59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night!

60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate!

61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless!

62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice!

63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass!

64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough!

65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead!

66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something!

67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you!

68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down!

69 You look FAR too much like your grandad!

70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations!

71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others!

72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill!

73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill!

74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open!

75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich!

76 So does failure run in your family!

77 I've seen fungi with more charm!

78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation!

79 Believe in yourself because no one else does!

80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass!

81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe!

82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature!

83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron!

84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology!

85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face!

86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part!

87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think!

89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people!

90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's!

91 I envy people that have never met you!

92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed!

93 You’re so dense, light bends around you!

94 How the **** are you the sperm that won?

95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre!

96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop!

97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls!

98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected!

99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people!

100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

2019-09-16 01:53 Purchase Log 250 Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration Show Purchase

gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration

Date Played Adventure Title Tier Session ACP TCP Downtime Renown
2019-11-05 02:12 CCC-TRI-25 Dead Men’s Treasure 1 -21 Show

sold studded leather, got raise dead downtime, aqcuired spell scroll of stinking cloud and Cli Lute

2020-06-27 23:28 DDAL08-17 The Tower of Ahghairon -1 Show

acquired cubic gate
Awakened rat Mimi now have 7
recasted simulacrum

The characters are among a very small number of people who know that the wizard Ahghairon is still alive. They can use this knowledge to their advantage, for example by returning to ask a favor at a later point, or perhaps bartering or selling the knowledge to someone else in Waterdeep.

2019-11-15 23:21 DDEP09-02 HELLFIRE REQUIEM Show

Magic Item: Hellrider’s Badge - Klysandral’s Champion

Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement by someone designated by Duke Ulder Ravengard)

A Hellrider’s Badge is only usable by a member of the Hellriders, and thanks to your efforts during Klysandral’s funeral and the subsequent escape from Avernus you have been awarded honorary membership by Duke Ulder Ravengard himself. This badge marks you as a lieutenant in the Hellriders.

While wearing the badge, you gain a +2 bonus to AC if you aren’t using a shield.

If the badge is more than 5 feet away from you for more than one minute, it vanishes and harmlessly reappears on a surface within 5 feet of Duke Ravengard. While holding the badge, the Duke know your location, provided the two of you are on the same plane of existence and your attunement to the badge hasn’t ended.

As an action, the Duke can touch the badge and end your attunement to it, as he has been granted this power by Elturel despite not being a Hellrider himself.

Special

If you wish to take the Hellriders or Flaming Fist as your faction, you may do so. Additionally, this badge is made from the bones of Klysandral himself, counts as a holy reliquary, and may be used as a holy symbol of Torm if needed.

Despite its rarity, the Hellrider’s Badge can be equipped by anyone that has it earned it via playing DDEP09-02 Hellfire Requiem.

2020-04-17 00:29 CCC-BMG-14 PHLAN1-2 Enemy of my Enemy -1 Show

aqcuired wisdom tome, spell scroll of polymorph, and abtained barrel signed by mutates lizard men and a bunch of githzerai
casted simulacrum

2020-04-24 01:22 DDAL05-19 The Eye of Xxiphu -4 Show

Lost wish and spent 4 dtd to ask annam himself to speak sense into dworkkin the cloud giant archmage

awaken 2 rats and named them mrs.frisbee, named second Lauren

aqcuired staff of power, Toga of Zagyg, and tome of understanding

The Toga of Zagyg
Rena Chuckleberry:i will absolutely sign the barrel
if i can join you for the spa!
CatCat (GM):Dworkin, Cloud Giant Archmage, signs the barrel

Deku(AC 22 {27}, PP: 17, DC 20) considers the affect on parallel worlds

Zori carves Zar'rya into the barrel. "You have earned the right to know my birth name."
Khys'Akra:"Khys'Akra, remember the spa!"

Deku(AC 22 {27}, PP: 17, DC 20) Deku signs before jumping
Brak (AC16 PP10 DC20):Brak signs it in Draconic, which just looks like a couple of scratches from his claws

2020-08-30 15:09 DDEP00-01 The Red War Show

Recasted Simulacrum, bought contingency material for simulacrum

Planes in Pockets in Planes:The Thayan mansion in Mulmaster was comprised of a series of nested demiplanes and pocket dimensions, and you survived the exploration – and brought back lingering traces of that magic. As a result, you always know what plane you are on, and if you find yourself away from your native plane you may excise this magic to return to the Prime Material plane immediately. If you do this, destroy this story award.

Szass Tam’s Arcane Essence
Epic boon, unique
You have wrested away part of Szass Tam’s essence. Specifically, this spark of energy was originally wrested from the vile lich himself, and grants one additional 9th level spell slot, provided that you already have one. This item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide under the entry for Boon of High Magic.

2020-01-11 00:22 CCC-TRI-01 Into the Darkness Show

aqcuired scroll of mass suggestion and Robe of Scinilating colors
awakened and named Splinter

2019-12-14 01:04 DDAL 08-14 Escape from Vanrakdoom Show

awakened another rat, named stewart, have 2 now
aqcuired Greatsword of Sharpness

2020-02-04 18:11 CCC-QCC2018-01 Of Gods and Monsters -1 Show

casted simulacrum
The Ecology of the Tarrasque :Your research on the tarrasque grants you an
encyclopedic knowledge of the history and lore of
this creature. This award may have additional
repercussions in future QCC modules.

Membership in the Royal Order of Tarrasque Herders: Dryearth has offered you membership in the Order if you swear an oath to come to need of any civilized people threatened upon the return of the true tarrasque. This award may have additional repercussions in future QCC modules.

Run Away and Join the Circus :You spend some time traveling with the circus as a
performer until the start of your next adventure.
You learn quite a bit about the inner workings of the
circus during this time. This award may have
additional repercussions in future QCC modules.

Honorary Bullywug: For helping to free their god from the bonds of
oppression, a bullywug tribe of Chult owes you a lifedebt. Should you ever find yourself in the presence
of this bullywug tribe in Chult during a future QCC
adventure, you will be treated as an ally. Should you
ever willingly kill a froghemoth while in Chult or in
the presence of a bullywug, this story award is lost.

2020-02-22 00:37 DDAL07-13 Old Bones and Older Tomes Show

sim died, recasted sim
aqcuired potion of greater healing

2020-04-19 21:38 DDAL06-03 Crypt of the Death Giants -155 Show

casted secret chest with wish
casted create humonculous with wish
casted find familiar for a rat with wish
casted wish for contingency and stored Enhance Ability with the trigger phrase "watch this"
recasted sim used downtime for all benefits accept the honor guard
aqcuired Belt of Storm Giant Strength and spell scroll of Project Image

Wondrous Item, Legendary

While wearing this belt, your Strength score changes to a score granted by the belt (29). If your Strength is already equal to or greater than the belt's score, the item has no effect on you.

Six varieties of this belt exist, corresponding with and having rarity according to the six kinds of true giants. The belt of stone giant strength and the belt of frost giant strength look different, but they have the same effect.

The storm giant quintessent Dessa imbued this belt with her elemental strength. When the belt’s fantastic strength is used lightning dances around the wearer while a warm desert wind blows in the area.

This item can be found in the Dungeon Masters Guide.

Hall of Mirth. Characters can spend time in the Hall of Mirth learning about giant kind and ancient Ostoria and the giant language. At the conclusion of this adventure a character may choose to learn the giant language for 50 downtime days. In addition at the conclusion of this adventure a character may choose to learn about Ostoria, by spending 50 downtime days the character will have advantage on any future rolls regarding giants or Ostoria.

Hall of Omens. Characters can spend time in the Hall of Omens learning about signs and portents. A wizard of the school of divination may spend 200 downtime days to gain 1 additional portent dice. Any other character may spend 50 downtime days to gain 3 Luck Points and may use them as the Lucky feat. Once the 3 Luck Points are spent they are not regained.

Hall of Honor. Characters can spend time in the hall of honor learning about the deeds of the ancient Ostorian Honor Guard. A character who spends 25 downtime days will gain advantage in dealings with true giants (Cloud, Hill, Fire, Stone, or Storm) when the subject of the Ostorian Honor Guard can be included in the conversation.

Death’s End. You helped defeat Kiaransalee’s cult of Undying Might and prevented many Death Giants from being created and used by Kiaransalee. (See the D&D Epic DDEP06-03 Hecatomb)

2020-05-27 22:14 DDAL 00-12d A Devil's Song w/extra Infernal Encounters Show

Qoss:signed 'Qoss the blink blink' with a little planar portal

PHALAERAPHE’ the singing eriyes signed barrel
n a flourished cursive script "Your ever-glamorous friend, Dresden Cottingley (and Harry too!) xx

simed dresden, awakened new rat up to 6

Aqcuired vorpal longsword

2020-06-28 13:58 DDAL08-18 Moving Day Show

recasted simulacrum and awakened rat up to 8 now
aqcuired rod of ressurection

2020-07-11 19:51 DDAL00-01 Window to the Past Show

used spell scroll of programmed illusion
recasted simulacrum
bought spell component for contingency, casted it, storing enhance ability, with a wink and saying "watch this" as the trigger"
awakened new rat up to 9
Ally of Thay. You are known to be an ally of the
Thayan Plateau, whether you want to or not. You
have advantage on Charisma-based checks with Red
Wizards and other non-slaves from Thay, and at the
DM’s discretion may have disadvantage when dealing
with Harpers and other enemies of Thay.

Became a noble of Mulmaster

2019-09-29 16:04 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 2 20 Show

aqcuired potion of Lightning Resistance and wand of lightning bolt with said flavor, bought and used scroll of awaken on boarsie

Requires Attunement by a Spellcaster

This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend.

The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll a d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.

This slender rod of glass feels solid, but appears to have a constant storm of thunderclouds roiling within

2019-10-12 17:31 DDEX2-13 The Howling Void 20 Show

got 16 candy corn from imps
aqcuired potion of bottled breatth
This bottle contains a breath of elemental air. When you inhale it, you either exhale it or hold it.If you exhale the breath, you gain the effect of the gust of windspell. If you hold the breath, you don't need to breathe for 1 hour, though you can end this benefit early (for example, to speak). Ending it early doesn't give you the benefit of exhaling the breath. The full effect of gust of windcan be found in the Player's Handbook.

2019-10-31 23:43 DDAL04-14 The Dark Lord 20 Show

aquired Bracers of Defense: These leather bracers are stitched with a symbol of an open hand, bloodlessly pierced through the palm with a heart shaped hole. The bracers fill the wearer with the belief that that is love eternal, regardless of creed, nationality, or vital signs. A description of this item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide.

The True Meaning of Love. You have defeated Esmae Amarantha and once again caged the Evening Glory. You are true warrior of fate and love and are marked as such. You gain advantage on Charisma checks made with followers of the goddess Sûne. You may cross this favor out to succeed on a saving throw against a charm effect that you have failed.

2019-11-26 04:30 CCC-BWM-003 A Tale of Two Towers -4 Show

got aegis of the raven queen and dread helm

2019-09-28 16:21 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 1 Show

Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph
bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration

01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune!

02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult!

03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives!

04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends!

05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is!

06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain!

07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy!

08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it!

09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so!

10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment!

11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand!

12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth!

13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand!

14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology!

15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person!

16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards!

17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel!

18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them!

19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe!

20 Even trolls find you repulsive!

21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face!

22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common!

23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick!

24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head!

25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word!

26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you!

27 Fresh from illithids, are we?

28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent!

29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not!

30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would!

31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry!

32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming!

33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass!

34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion!

35 Now we know who the spare is!

36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again!

37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one!

38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege!

39 Ahh. That explains the smell!

40 Who are you again?

41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch!

42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence!

43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out!

44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue!

45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private!

46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen!

47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me!

48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon!

49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play!

50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog!

51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart!

52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was!

53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror!

54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese!

55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f***** up off day did they have to make you!

56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch!

57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any **** on it!

58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that just came out of your mouth!

59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night!

60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate!

61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless!

62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice!

63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass!

64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough!

65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead!

66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something!

67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you!

68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down!

69 You look FAR too much like your grandad!

70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations!

71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others!

72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill!

73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill!

74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open!

75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich!

76 So does failure run in your family!

77 I've seen fungi with more charm!

78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation!

79 Believe in yourself because no one else does!

80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass!

81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe!

82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature!

83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron!

84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology!

85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face!

86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part!

87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think!

89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people!

90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's!

91 I envy people that have never met you!

92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed!

93 You’re so dense, light bends around you!

94 How the **** are you the sperm that won?

95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre!

96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop!

97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls!

98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected!

99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people!

100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

2019-09-16 01:53 Purchase Log Show Purchase

gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration

Date Played Adventure Title Session XP GP Downtime Renown Magic Items
2019-11-05 02:12 CCC-TRI-25 Dead Men’s Treasure 1 -600 -21 Cli lyre Show

sold studded leather, got raise dead downtime, aqcuired spell scroll of stinking cloud and Cli Lute

2020-06-27 23:28 DDAL08-17 The Tower of Ahghairon 500 -1 Cubic Gate Show

acquired cubic gate
Awakened rat Mimi now have 7
recasted simulacrum

The characters are among a very small number of people who know that the wizard Ahghairon is still alive. They can use this knowledge to their advantage, for example by returning to ask a favor at a later point, or perhaps bartering or selling the knowledge to someone else in Waterdeep.

2019-11-15 23:21 DDEP09-02 HELLFIRE REQUIEM 120 Hellrider's Badge Show

Magic Item: Hellrider’s Badge - Klysandral’s Champion

Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement by someone designated by Duke Ulder Ravengard)

A Hellrider’s Badge is only usable by a member of the Hellriders, and thanks to your efforts during Klysandral’s funeral and the subsequent escape from Avernus you have been awarded honorary membership by Duke Ulder Ravengard himself. This badge marks you as a lieutenant in the Hellriders.

While wearing the badge, you gain a +2 bonus to AC if you aren’t using a shield.

If the badge is more than 5 feet away from you for more than one minute, it vanishes and harmlessly reappears on a surface within 5 feet of Duke Ravengard. While holding the badge, the Duke know your location, provided the two of you are on the same plane of existence and your attunement to the badge hasn’t ended.

As an action, the Duke can touch the badge and end your attunement to it, as he has been granted this power by Elturel despite not being a Hellrider himself.

Special

If you wish to take the Hellriders or Flaming Fist as your faction, you may do so. Additionally, this badge is made from the bones of Klysandral himself, counts as a holy reliquary, and may be used as a holy symbol of Torm if needed.

Despite its rarity, the Hellrider’s Badge can be equipped by anyone that has it earned it via playing DDEP09-02 Hellfire Requiem.

2020-04-17 00:29 CCC-BMG-14 PHLAN1-2 Enemy of my Enemy -700 -1 Tome of Understanding Show

aqcuired wisdom tome, spell scroll of polymorph, and abtained barrel signed by mutates lizard men and a bunch of githzerai
casted simulacrum

2020-04-24 01:22 DDAL05-19 The Eye of Xxiphu 250 -4 Staff of power, Tome of Understanding Show

Lost wish and spent 4 dtd to ask annam himself to speak sense into dworkkin the cloud giant archmage

awaken 2 rats and named them mrs.frisbee, named second Lauren

aqcuired staff of power, Toga of Zagyg, and tome of understanding

The Toga of Zagyg
Rena Chuckleberry:i will absolutely sign the barrel
if i can join you for the spa!
CatCat (GM):Dworkin, Cloud Giant Archmage, signs the barrel

Deku(AC 22 {27}, PP: 17, DC 20) considers the affect on parallel worlds

Zori carves Zar'rya into the barrel. "You have earned the right to know my birth name."
Khys'Akra:"Khys'Akra, remember the spa!"

Deku(AC 22 {27}, PP: 17, DC 20) Deku signs before jumping
Brak (AC16 PP10 DC20):Brak signs it in Draconic, which just looks like a couple of scratches from his claws

2020-08-30 15:09 DDEP00-01 The Red War -750 Show

Recasted Simulacrum, bought contingency material for simulacrum

Planes in Pockets in Planes:The Thayan mansion in Mulmaster was comprised of a series of nested demiplanes and pocket dimensions, and you survived the exploration – and brought back lingering traces of that magic. As a result, you always know what plane you are on, and if you find yourself away from your native plane you may excise this magic to return to the Prime Material plane immediately. If you do this, destroy this story award.

Szass Tam’s Arcane Essence
Epic boon, unique
You have wrested away part of Szass Tam’s essence. Specifically, this spark of energy was originally wrested from the vile lich himself, and grants one additional 9th level spell slot, provided that you already have one. This item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide under the entry for Boon of High Magic.

2020-01-11 00:22 CCC-TRI-01 Into the Darkness -200 Robe of Scintillating colors Show

aqcuired scroll of mass suggestion and Robe of Scinilating colors
awakened and named Splinter

2019-12-14 01:04 DDAL 08-14 Escape from Vanrakdoom -100 Desolation (sword of sharpness) Show

awakened another rat, named stewart, have 2 now
aqcuired Greatsword of Sharpness

2020-02-04 18:11 CCC-QCC2018-01 Of Gods and Monsters -1100 -1 Show

casted simulacrum
The Ecology of the Tarrasque :Your research on the tarrasque grants you an
encyclopedic knowledge of the history and lore of
this creature. This award may have additional
repercussions in future QCC modules.

Membership in the Royal Order of Tarrasque Herders: Dryearth has offered you membership in the Order if you swear an oath to come to need of any civilized people threatened upon the return of the true tarrasque. This award may have additional repercussions in future QCC modules.

Run Away and Join the Circus :You spend some time traveling with the circus as a
performer until the start of your next adventure.
You learn quite a bit about the inner workings of the
circus during this time. This award may have
additional repercussions in future QCC modules.

Honorary Bullywug: For helping to free their god from the bonds of
oppression, a bullywug tribe of Chult owes you a lifedebt. Should you ever find yourself in the presence
of this bullywug tribe in Chult during a future QCC
adventure, you will be treated as an ally. Should you
ever willingly kill a froghemoth while in Chult or in
the presence of a bullywug, this story award is lost.

2020-02-22 00:37 DDAL07-13 Old Bones and Older Tomes -700 Show

sim died, recasted sim
aqcuired potion of greater healing

2020-04-19 21:38 DDAL06-03 Crypt of the Death Giants -155 Belt of Storm Giant Strength Show

casted secret chest with wish
casted create humonculous with wish
casted find familiar for a rat with wish
casted wish for contingency and stored Enhance Ability with the trigger phrase "watch this"
recasted sim used downtime for all benefits accept the honor guard
aqcuired Belt of Storm Giant Strength and spell scroll of Project Image

Wondrous Item, Legendary

While wearing this belt, your Strength score changes to a score granted by the belt (29). If your Strength is already equal to or greater than the belt's score, the item has no effect on you.

Six varieties of this belt exist, corresponding with and having rarity according to the six kinds of true giants. The belt of stone giant strength and the belt of frost giant strength look different, but they have the same effect.

The storm giant quintessent Dessa imbued this belt with her elemental strength. When the belt’s fantastic strength is used lightning dances around the wearer while a warm desert wind blows in the area.

This item can be found in the Dungeon Masters Guide.

Hall of Mirth. Characters can spend time in the Hall of Mirth learning about giant kind and ancient Ostoria and the giant language. At the conclusion of this adventure a character may choose to learn the giant language for 50 downtime days. In addition at the conclusion of this adventure a character may choose to learn about Ostoria, by spending 50 downtime days the character will have advantage on any future rolls regarding giants or Ostoria.

Hall of Omens. Characters can spend time in the Hall of Omens learning about signs and portents. A wizard of the school of divination may spend 200 downtime days to gain 1 additional portent dice. Any other character may spend 50 downtime days to gain 3 Luck Points and may use them as the Lucky feat. Once the 3 Luck Points are spent they are not regained.

Hall of Honor. Characters can spend time in the hall of honor learning about the deeds of the ancient Ostorian Honor Guard. A character who spends 25 downtime days will gain advantage in dealings with true giants (Cloud, Hill, Fire, Stone, or Storm) when the subject of the Ostorian Honor Guard can be included in the conversation.

Death’s End. You helped defeat Kiaransalee’s cult of Undying Might and prevented many Death Giants from being created and used by Kiaransalee. (See the D&D Epic DDEP06-03 Hecatomb)

2020-05-27 22:14 DDAL 00-12d A Devil's Song w/extra Infernal Encounters -260 Vorpal Longsword Show

Qoss:signed 'Qoss the blink blink' with a little planar portal

PHALAERAPHE’ the singing eriyes signed barrel
n a flourished cursive script "Your ever-glamorous friend, Dresden Cottingley (and Harry too!) xx

simed dresden, awakened new rat up to 6

Aqcuired vorpal longsword

2020-06-28 13:58 DDAL08-18 Moving Day 500 Rod of Resurrection Show

recasted simulacrum and awakened rat up to 8 now
aqcuired rod of ressurection

2020-07-11 19:51 DDAL00-01 Window to the Past Adamantine Plate Show

used spell scroll of programmed illusion
recasted simulacrum
bought spell component for contingency, casted it, storing enhance ability, with a wink and saying "watch this" as the trigger"
awakened new rat up to 9
Ally of Thay. You are known to be an ally of the
Thayan Plateau, whether you want to or not. You
have advantage on Charisma-based checks with Red
Wizards and other non-slaves from Thay, and at the
DM’s discretion may have disadvantage when dealing
with Harpers and other enemies of Thay.

Became a noble of Mulmaster

2019-09-29 16:04 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 2 -820 20 Show

aqcuired potion of Lightning Resistance and wand of lightning bolt with said flavor, bought and used scroll of awaken on boarsie

Requires Attunement by a Spellcaster

This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend.

The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll a d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.

This slender rod of glass feels solid, but appears to have a constant storm of thunderclouds roiling within

2019-10-12 17:31 DDEX2-13 The Howling Void 120 20 Show

got 16 candy corn from imps
aqcuired potion of bottled breatth
This bottle contains a breath of elemental air. When you inhale it, you either exhale it or hold it.If you exhale the breath, you gain the effect of the gust of windspell. If you hold the breath, you don't need to breathe for 1 hour, though you can end this benefit early (for example, to speak). Ending it early doesn't give you the benefit of exhaling the breath. The full effect of gust of windcan be found in the Player's Handbook.

2019-10-31 23:43 DDAL04-14 The Dark Lord 120 20 Bracer's of defence Show

aquired Bracers of Defense: These leather bracers are stitched with a symbol of an open hand, bloodlessly pierced through the palm with a heart shaped hole. The bracers fill the wearer with the belief that that is love eternal, regardless of creed, nationality, or vital signs. A description of this item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide.

The True Meaning of Love. You have defeated Esmae Amarantha and once again caged the Evening Glory. You are true warrior of fate and love and are marked as such. You gain advantage on Charisma checks made with followers of the goddess Sûne. You may cross this favor out to succeed on a saving throw against a charm effect that you have failed.

2019-11-26 04:30 CCC-BWM-003 A Tale of Two Towers 1000 -4 Aegis of the Raven Queen, Dread Helm Show

got aegis of the raven queen and dread helm

2019-09-28 16:21 DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest 1 -2509 Show

Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph
bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration

01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune!

02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult!

03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives!

04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends!

05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is!

06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain!

07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy!

08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it!

09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so!

10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment!

11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand!

12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth!

13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand!

14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology!

15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person!

16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards!

17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel!

18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them!

19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe!

20 Even trolls find you repulsive!

21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face!

22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common!

23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick!

24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head!

25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word!

26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you!

27 Fresh from illithids, are we?

28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent!

29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not!

30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would!

31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry!

32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming!

33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass!

34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion!

35 Now we know who the spare is!

36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again!

37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one!

38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege!

39 Ahh. That explains the smell!

40 Who are you again?

41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch!

42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence!

43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out!

44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue!

45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private!

46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen!

47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me!

48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon!

49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play!

50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog!

51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart!

52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was!

53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror!

54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese!

55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f***** up off day did they have to make you!

56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch!

57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any **** on it!

58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of **** that just came out of your mouth!

59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night!

60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate!

61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless!

62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice!

63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass!

64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough!

65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead!

66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something!

67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you!

68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down!

69 You look FAR too much like your grandad!

70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations!

71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others!

72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill!

73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill!

74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open!

75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich!

76 So does failure run in your family!

77 I've seen fungi with more charm!

78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation!

79 Believe in yourself because no one else does!

80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass!

81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe!

82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature!

83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron!

84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology!

85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face!

86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part!

87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think!

89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people!

90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's!

91 I envy people that have never met you!

92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed!

93 You’re so dense, light bends around you!

94 How the **** are you the sperm that won?

95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre!

96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop!

97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls!

98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected!

99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people!

100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

2019-09-16 01:53 Purchase Log 250 Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration Show Purchase

gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration