Kythorn 23-27

Time spent in Waterdeep is time well spent. Pavel is missing, and fell in with a bad crowd. Noble houses are being bombed. Anomnom is sad and deeply affected by this. Frankie is in denial.

The gang goes to the Wyllowwood and meets a bear. A good bear. A better bear than Navarra. Vaelyn is upstaged by Halleth Garke.

Embodiment: Not Navarra; me the bear.
Humor: Vaelyn
Workhorse: Grumpas
MVP: Umbra

Unlock: pipe of smoke monsters (2 TCP)

kythirn 28-29

Embodiment: vaelyn
Humor: navarra
Workhorse: vangellis
MVP: navarra

Unlock: sword of sharpness, wand of fireballs,

Kythorn 28-30

Embodiment: Vangellis
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: boots of elvenkind

Flamerule 1-2

Frankie befriended a badger and got paralyzed for a while after a gate mishap. Sylas made dramatic longing moon eyes at Anomom and refused to sacrifice Anomom's shit to the Duregar. Navara translated dwarven books and we ended about to meet Lady Iron-something-butts who has a dagger for the blind.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Navarra

Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 2-3

After talking to Lady Ironbloodeye she stated that she had lost the dagger of blindsight but wouldn't give us any hints about what happened. To foster friendship, we undertook a herculean task for her and learned to my great dismay that star golems are similar to iron golems. They recover from fire spells and unlike normal golems that one could teleport. After we destroyed it, it returned to an extra dimensional space and will probably reappear should we pass that way again after a reset period. Lady Ironbloodbutteye congratulated us and I gave her a big hug of friendship as is the way of the people. I think she likes me. (she has many magic daggers at this point we are unsure if she's lying about losing the dagger, but we don't know how the real dagger appears. She didn't react when Sylas' minion danced in front of her while invisible so either she has a good poker face, she liked the dancing, or she really did lose it.
The door to the deeper part of the area required the hand of a king to touch it. Sylas transformed himself as what he assumed was the quintessential dwarf king and rubbed his hands on the door. The door returned the favor summoning a massive magic hand to crush Sylas. We eventually took a back route to get to the real King's tomb bypassing several fake tombs and dastardly traps. The last room had some demons trapped in statues that some of our party members freed. One bonded with Navarra and after a counterspell battle with Frankie and Sylas (resulting in poor Frankie getting paralyzed) the demon gave us entry to the true tomb. Then it promptly released its brethren and betrayed us. It is such a shame to have to depose of possible allies. Oh well. We obtained the King's shield and adamantine pickaxe and returned handily to the magically locked door. Hopefully the king will give us a hand in opening it.
Note: Poor Frankie seems every time I've traveled with her she's been paralyzed or stunned or almost killed.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: Grumpas, Sylas
Humor: Navarra, Frankie
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: sentinel shield

Flamerule 2-4
Party arrives at DMM 7, Maddgoth's Castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: N/A

Unlock: dagger of blindsight

Flamerule 5
Maddgoth's Castle, explore the weird castle! Sylas makes a friend with a shiny hat and the gang hears ominous laughter at the top of the castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: 12 spellbooks, eight to Frankie and four to Thalen.
Unlock: N/A

Mind Flayer Costume
Closer inspection reveals that the mind flayer is a featureless wooden mannequin dressed in a convincing mind flayer costume, complete with black robe, cowl, and rubber mask. A Medium character who wears the costume can make Charisma (Deception) checks to impersonate a mind flayer. Such checks are made with advantage if the costume is viewed in poor lighting or from more than 15 feet away. A character who wears the mask has disadvantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks. A character who wears the robe and cowl has disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks. The robe and cowl can’t be worn over heavy armor.

Flamerule 5-7
Met Karstis and given promo code to Dweomercore, a presitigious wizard academy. Met a ghost or two. Thalen is cursed, who needs sleep? About to make frenemies with a bunnaga.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: Thalen

Treasure: Karstis' spellbook, Rituals for Dummies vol. I - IV
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 7
Fought a vision of the past, the final death throes of Hexacali, the spirit naga. Talked with Yurk Y'blorkflug to fight against the Ssethian Scourge. Thalen steals a tadpole to raise as her own, and in the process dooms the future generation of bullywugs after fish get into the breeding pool.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas, Thalen
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: N/A
Unlock: N/A

Embodiment:
Humor:
Workhorse:
MVP:

Treasure:
Magic Items: sword of sharpness (desolation)
This greatsword of sharpness is made from a strange black material that feels like frigid
steel. If commanded to shed light, only you can see the light.

Embodiment: Zarrah
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Amonom
MVP: NA

Treasure:
Magic Items: Ring of Shooting stars

"when you have two eyes in the land of the blind you see everything"

Embodiment: Frankie
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Sylas

Treasure: Spell Scroll: Polymorph, Arcturia's Arcane Esoterica Vol. IX
Magic Items:

Embodiment: Frankie
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Navarra

In which we discover the power of music and that all instruments matter.

Take six days to read a book!

Treasure: gith+ spellbook
Magic Item: manual of gainful exercise, tome of clear thought

Embodiment: GoodTime
Humor: Maddi; Narrative, I promise.
Workhorse: GoodTime, Mufinini
MVP: N/A

Treasure: Angelica's poppers
Magic Item: sun blade, cloak of the bat

Embodiment: Mufinini (taking care of the wounded)
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Davos (constantly being a paladin, scents of the undead)
MVP: Cruelhammer (felling an yeti in six seconds)

Level 20: Runestone Caverns
Potion of Mind Reading
Potion of Superior Healing
Potion of Resistance (Force)
Potion of Resistance (Lightning)
Akarrth Shadowdusk's spellbook
Ezzat's spellbook
TABLE C Bead of Force (1)
TABLE C Chime of Opening
TABLE F Amulet of Proof Against Detection And Location
TABLE G Ring of X-Ray Vision
TABLE H Staff of Frost

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Navarra (that fucking book)
Workhorse: Thalen (do you want to build a phylactery?)
MVP: Sylas (committing to the bit!)

Magic Items and Spell Books sold to Obaya Uday in the The Yawning Portal. She handed you each a bag of platinum coins and promptly fucked off back to Chult with an entourage of body guards.

Level 19: Caverns of Soup

Embodiment: DBZ Abridged
Humor: Wrassling, Next Saturday at 6:30
Workhorse: Scorpion
MVP: Moose

Kythorn 23-27

Time spent in Waterdeep is time well spent. Pavel is missing, and fell in with a bad crowd. Noble houses are being bombed. Anomnom is sad and deeply affected by this. Frankie is in denial.

The gang goes to the Wyllowwood and meets a bear. A good bear. A better bear than Navarra. Vaelyn is upstaged by Halleth Garke.

Embodiment: Not Navarra; me the bear.
Humor: Vaelyn
Workhorse: Grumpas
MVP: Umbra

Unlock: pipe of smoke monsters (2 TCP)

kythirn 28-29

Embodiment: vaelyn
Humor: navarra
Workhorse: vangellis
MVP: navarra

Unlock: sword of sharpness, wand of fireballs,

Kythorn 28-30

Embodiment: Vangellis
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: boots of elvenkind

Flamerule 1-2

Frankie befriended a badger and got paralyzed for a while after a gate mishap. Sylas made dramatic longing moon eyes at Anomom and refused to sacrifice Anomom's shit to the Duregar. Navara translated dwarven books and we ended about to meet Lady Iron-something-butts who has a dagger for the blind.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Navarra

Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 2-3

After talking to Lady Ironbloodeye she stated that she had lost the dagger of blindsight but wouldn't give us any hints about what happened. To foster friendship, we undertook a herculean task for her and learned to my great dismay that star golems are similar to iron golems. They recover from fire spells and unlike normal golems that one could teleport. After we destroyed it, it returned to an extra dimensional space and will probably reappear should we pass that way again after a reset period. Lady Ironbloodbutteye congratulated us and I gave her a big hug of friendship as is the way of the people. I think she likes me. (she has many magic daggers at this point we are unsure if she's lying about losing the dagger, but we don't know how the real dagger appears. She didn't react when Sylas' minion danced in front of her while invisible so either she has a good poker face, she liked the dancing, or she really did lose it.
The door to the deeper part of the area required the hand of a king to touch it. Sylas transformed himself as what he assumed was the quintessential dwarf king and rubbed his hands on the door. The door returned the favor summoning a massive magic hand to crush Sylas. We eventually took a back route to get to the real King's tomb bypassing several fake tombs and dastardly traps. The last room had some demons trapped in statues that some of our party members freed. One bonded with Navarra and after a counterspell battle with Frankie and Sylas (resulting in poor Frankie getting paralyzed) the demon gave us entry to the true tomb. Then it promptly released its brethren and betrayed us. It is such a shame to have to depose of possible allies. Oh well. We obtained the King's shield and adamantine pickaxe and returned handily to the magically locked door. Hopefully the king will give us a hand in opening it.
Note: Poor Frankie seems every time I've traveled with her she's been paralyzed or stunned or almost killed.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: Grumpas, Sylas
Humor: Navarra, Frankie
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: sentinel shield

Flamerule 2-4
Party arrives at DMM 7, Maddgoth's Castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: N/A

Unlock: dagger of blindsight

Flamerule 5
Maddgoth's Castle, explore the weird castle! Sylas makes a friend with a shiny hat and the gang hears ominous laughter at the top of the castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: 12 spellbooks, eight to Frankie and four to Thalen.
Unlock: N/A

Mind Flayer Costume
Closer inspection reveals that the mind flayer is a featureless wooden mannequin dressed in a convincing mind flayer costume, complete with black robe, cowl, and rubber mask. A Medium character who wears the costume can make Charisma (Deception) checks to impersonate a mind flayer. Such checks are made with advantage if the costume is viewed in poor lighting or from more than 15 feet away. A character who wears the mask has disadvantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks. A character who wears the robe and cowl has disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks. The robe and cowl can’t be worn over heavy armor.

Flamerule 5-7
Met Karstis and given promo code to Dweomercore, a presitigious wizard academy. Met a ghost or two. Thalen is cursed, who needs sleep? About to make frenemies with a bunnaga.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: Thalen

Treasure: Karstis' spellbook, Rituals for Dummies vol. I - IV
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 7
Fought a vision of the past, the final death throes of Hexacali, the spirit naga. Talked with Yurk Y'blorkflug to fight against the Ssethian Scourge. Thalen steals a tadpole to raise as her own, and in the process dooms the future generation of bullywugs after fish get into the breeding pool.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas, Thalen
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: N/A
Unlock: N/A

Embodiment:
Humor:
Workhorse:
MVP:

Treasure:
Magic Items: sword of sharpness (desolation)
This greatsword of sharpness is made from a strange black material that feels like frigid
steel. If commanded to shed light, only you can see the light.

Embodiment: Zarrah
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Amonom
MVP: NA

Treasure:
Magic Items: Ring of Shooting stars

"when you have two eyes in the land of the blind you see everything"

Embodiment: Frankie
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Sylas

Treasure: Spell Scroll: Polymorph, Arcturia's Arcane Esoterica Vol. IX
Magic Items:

Embodiment: Frankie
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Navarra

In which we discover the power of music and that all instruments matter.

Take six days to read a book!

Treasure: gith+ spellbook
Magic Item: manual of gainful exercise, tome of clear thought

Embodiment: GoodTime
Humor: Maddi; Narrative, I promise.
Workhorse: GoodTime, Mufinini
MVP: N/A

Treasure: Angelica's poppers
Magic Item: sun blade, cloak of the bat

Embodiment: Mufinini (taking care of the wounded)
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Davos (constantly being a paladin, scents of the undead)
MVP: Cruelhammer (felling an yeti in six seconds)

Level 20: Runestone Caverns
Potion of Mind Reading
Potion of Superior Healing
Potion of Resistance (Force)
Potion of Resistance (Lightning)
Akarrth Shadowdusk's spellbook
Ezzat's spellbook
TABLE C Bead of Force (1)
TABLE C Chime of Opening
TABLE F Amulet of Proof Against Detection And Location
TABLE G Ring of X-Ray Vision
TABLE H Staff of Frost

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Navarra (that fucking book)
Workhorse: Thalen (do you want to build a phylactery?)
MVP: Sylas (committing to the bit!)

Magic Items and Spell Books sold to Obaya Uday in the The Yawning Portal. She handed you each a bag of platinum coins and promptly fucked off back to Chult with an entourage of body guards.

Level 19: Caverns of Soup

Embodiment: DBZ Abridged
Humor: Wrassling, Next Saturday at 6:30
Workhorse: Scorpion
MVP: Moose