Boon of Bitterwood

Mirtul 25 Slowed Progression. Earn any checkpoints, downtime and renown at half the normal rate. Beara and Sylas make new friends and find the darker, deeper underside of Waterdeep: Undermountain's Skullport. Unlock: Amulet of Health An electrum pendant in the shape of an eye surrounded by grasping tentacles hangs from a mithril chain. You have the feeling you are being watched whenever you wear this amulet.

Mirtul 26 Slowed Progression. Earn any checkpoints, downtime and renown at half the normal rate. The gang helps out Fel'rekt and Krebbyg, while learning that Loviatar saves. Unlock: Glamoured Studded Armor This armor is made of salmon leather that has been dyed midnight black. While wearing this armor, you cannot become wet unless fully immersed in a liquid.

Mirtul 27 Slowed Progression. Earn any checkpoints, downtime and renown at half the normal rate. Unlock: Gem of Seeing

Mirtul 28 Journey to the 3rd level of Undermountain, Sargauth, and met up with Legion of Azrok hobgoblins. After slaying a sleeping Xorn, the group uncovers an elven throne inside a plaster cube that forces them to tell the truth.

Mirtul 28 The gang mets Azrok and Lurkana after a lengthy stay in the Visitation Office. Beara agrees to the wholesale genocide of Sargauth's drow population. While on a stroll through the market district, the gang meets Kinrob, an oni in disguise, who runs the trade shop Ferk. It turns out Azrok had been supply Kinrob with weak goblin child to ease their own population strains. Beara adopts a goblin child.

Mirtul 28-29 After rescuing a young boy, Del, from a coven of sea hags, the gang meets an untimely end in Drow Town. Everyone receives a potion of superior healing.

Mirtul 30 After tying up a few loose ends, Drow Town is dealt with using fire. The gang packs up and heads further into Undermountain to the Twisted Cavern. Obtained: Heward's Handy Haversack

Mirtul 30 Found themselves in a new level, Arcane Chambers. Coup d'état and a goblin bazaar! Unlock: circlet of human perfection

Mirtul 30 - Kythorn 1 Got through the Arcane Chambers and met Iluun, the aboleth near the river. You fools! You fools! Unlock: awakened pot / shrub, rope of climbing Obtained: Derribeth's spellbook, Screaming spellbok

Kythorn 2-21 Spent twenty days waiting for the effects from the aboleth to fade away. In a convoluted series of events, the party meets Extermiton, an Ulitharid. It gathered their dead bodies and trapped them in Alterdeep, a weird timey-wimey wibbly wobbly The Matrix-style other dimension. The party agrees that nothing is real, but they will kill the Gith on level 17 when they reach a suitable level.

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Kythorn 22 The party meets anime-loving manticores and kills them without mercy. Frankie angers Halaster. Embodiment: Umbra Humor: Umbra Workhorse: A Nom Nom MVP: Sylas

Kythorn 23 Vaelyn is greedy and pays the ultimate price, but finds a new heart along the way. Discovered a troupe of clowns, The Undertakers, posing as vampires. Navarra summoned the contract nothic after two consecutive "bites." The party realizes they're on the first floor of Undermountain and returns to The Yawning Portal and Waterdeep proper. Unlocked: wand of secrets Embodiment: Frankie, Vaelyn Humor: Navarra Workhorse: Coal MVP: Navarra

Kythorn 23-27 Time spent in Waterdeep is time well spent. Pavel is missing, and fell in with a bad crowd. Noble houses are being bombed. Anomnom is sad and deeply affected by this. Frankie is in denial. The gang goes to the Wyllowwood and meets a bear. A good bear. A better bear than Navarra. Vaelyn is upstaged by Halleth Garke. Embodiment: Not Navarra; me the bear. Humor: Vaelyn Workhorse: Grumpas MVP: Umbra Unlock: pipe of smoke monsters (2 TCP)

kythirn 28-29 Embodiment: vaelyn Humor: navarra Workhorse: vangellis MVP: navarra Unlock: sword of sharpness, wand of fireballs,

Kythorn 28-30 Embodiment: Vangellis Humor: Navarra Workhorse: Thalen MVP: N/A Unlock: boots of elvenkind

Flamerule 1-2 Frankie befriended a badger and got paralyzed for a while after a gate mishap. Sylas made dramatic longing moon eyes at Anomom and refused to sacrifice Anomom's shit to the Duregar. Navara translated dwarven books and we ended about to meet Lady Iron-something-butts who has a dagger for the blind. -- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen Embodiment: N/A Humor: Sylas Workhorse: Thalen MVP: Navarra Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 2-3 After talking to Lady Ironbloodeye she stated that she had lost the dagger of blindsight but wouldn't give us any hints about what happened. To foster friendship, we undertook a herculean task for her and learned to my great dismay that star golems are similar to iron golems. They recover from fire spells and unlike normal golems that one could teleport. After we destroyed it, it returned to an extra dimensional space and will probably reappear should we pass that way again after a reset period. Lady Ironbloodbutteye congratulated us and I gave her a big hug of friendship as is the way of the people. I think she likes me. (she has many magic daggers at this point we are unsure if she's lying about losing the dagger, but we don't know how the real dagger appears. She didn't react when Sylas' minion danced in front of her while invisible so either she has a good poker face, she liked the dancing, or she really did lose it. The door to the deeper part of the area required the hand of a king to touch it. Sylas transformed himself as what he assumed was the quintessential dwarf king and rubbed his hands on the door. The door returned the favor summoning a massive magic hand to crush Sylas. We eventually took a back route to get to the real King's tomb bypassing several fake tombs and dastardly traps. The last room had some demons trapped in statues that some of our party members freed. One bonded with Navarra and after a counterspell battle with Frankie and Sylas (resulting in poor Frankie getting paralyzed) the demon gave us entry to the true tomb. Then it promptly released its brethren and betrayed us. It is such a shame to have to depose of possible allies. Oh well. We obtained the King's shield and adamantine pickaxe and returned handily to the magically locked door. Hopefully the king will give us a hand in opening it. Note: Poor Frankie seems every time I've traveled with her she's been paralyzed or stunned or almost killed. -- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen Embodiment: Grumpas, Sylas Humor: Navarra, Frankie Workhorse: Thalen MVP: N/A Unlock: sentinel shield

Flamerule 2-4 Party arrives at DMM 7, Maddgoth's Castle. Embodiment: N/A Humor: N/A Workhorse: Sylas MVP: N/A Unlock: dagger of blindsight

Flamerule 5 Maddgoth's Castle, explore the weird castle! Sylas makes a friend with a shiny hat and the gang hears ominous laughter at the top of the castle. Embodiment: N/A Humor: N/A Workhorse: N/A MVP: N/A Treasure: 12 spellbooks, eight to Frankie and four to Thalen. Unlock: N/A Mind Flayer Costume Closer inspection reveals that the mind flayer is a featureless wooden mannequin dressed in a convincing mind flayer costume, complete with black robe, cowl, and rubber mask. A Medium character who wears the costume can make Charisma (Deception) checks to impersonate a mind flayer. Such checks are made with advantage if the costume is viewed in poor lighting or from more than 15 feet away. A character who wears the mask has disadvantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks. A character who wears the robe and cowl has disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks. The robe and cowl can’t be worn over heavy armor.

Flamerule 5 Met Otto and fed him the 12' tall humonculus. Navarra saw a mother bear nursing its young. sylas killed the nother Embodiment: Navarra Humor: Frankie Workhorse: Sylas MVP: N/A Treasure: N/A Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 5-7 Met Karstis and given promo code to Dweomercore, a presitigious wizard academy. Met a ghost or two. Thalen is cursed, who needs sleep? About to make frenemies with a bunnaga. Embodiment: N/A Humor: Navarra Workhorse: Sylas MVP: Thalen Treasure: Karstis' spellbook, Rituals for Dummies vol. I - IV Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 7 Fought a vision of the past, the final death throes of Hexacali, the spirit naga. Talked with Yurk Y'blorkflug to fight against the Ssethian Scourge. Thalen steals a tadpole to raise as her own, and in the process dooms the future generation of bullywugs after fish get into the breeding pool. Embodiment: N/A Humor: Sylas, Thalen Workhorse: N/A MVP: N/A Treasure: N/A Unlock: N/A

Magic Items and Spell Books sold to Obaya Uday in the The Yawning Portal. She handed you each a bag of platinum coins and promptly fucked off back to Chult with an entourage of body guards.

Flamerule 7-11 Big battle! Stole the rod of rulership from the Ssethian Scourges and made a new anathema friend. Zarrah makes a lifelong connection with Szothla, a yuan-ti. Frankie plugs a hole and the gang finds out that bullywugs are only worth 3/5 of a person. Embodiment: Zarrah Humor: Sylas Workhorse: Thalen MVP: Hydra Treasure: N/A Magic Items: headband of intellect, candle of invocation (NG/NE), rod of rulership

Flamerule 12 You're a wizard, Thalen! Embodiment: Thalen Humor: Zarrah Workhorse: N/A MVP: Thalen Treasure: N/A Magic Items: N/A

Flamerule 14-18 Defeated Muiral and met Ruth, a familiar (?). Traveled to the trogdalyte warrens. Ate the desiccated rotting corpse of a behir and talked to the impaled corpse of a trogdalyte. Embodiment: Navarra Humor: N/A Workhorse: Navarra MVP: Frankie Treasure: Oil of Slipperiness, Dread Helm (cursed) Magic Items: Mithril Plate, Cloak of Elvenkind (Piwafwi), Gauntlets of Ogre Power, Wand of the War Mage +1, Dagger of Venom

Flamerule 19 Embodiment: Sylas Humor: Frankie Workhorse: Navarra MVP: Sylas Treasure: Spellbooks x10 Magic Items: Horn of the Endless Maze, Gloves of Missile Snaring

Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP: Treasure: Magic Items: sword of sharpness (desolation) This greatsword of sharpness is made from a strange black material that feels like frigid steel. If commanded to shed light, only you can see the light.

Embodiment: Zarrah Humor: Sylas Workhorse: Amonom MVP: NA Treasure: Magic Items: Ring of Shooting stars

"when you have two eyes in the land of the blind you see everything" Embodiment: Frankie Humor: Sylas Workhorse: Navarra MVP: Sylas Treasure: Spell Scroll: Polymorph, Arcturia's Arcane Esoterica Vol. IX Magic Items:

Embodiment: Frankie Humor: Sylas Workhorse: Thalen MVP: Navarra

Embodiment: N/A Humor: Navarra Workhorse: Thalen MVP: Frankie

In which we discover the power of music and that all instruments matter. Take six days to read a book! Treasure: gith+ spellbook Magic Item: manual of gainful exercise, tome of clear thought Embodiment: GoodTime Humor: Maddi; Narrative, I promise. Workhorse: GoodTime, Mufinini MVP: N/A

Treasure: Magic Item: Embodiment: GoodTime Humor: GoodTime (feebleminded), Sylas (phonebook) Workhorse: Frankie (benign transposition) MVP: Frankie, Sylas

Treasure: Angelica's poppers Magic Item: sun blade, cloak of the bat Embodiment: Mufinini (taking care of the wounded) Humor: N/A Workhorse: Davos (constantly being a paladin, scents of the undead) MVP: Cruelhammer (felling an yeti in six seconds)

Treasure: Magic Item: Embodiment: Davos (Atreyu moment) Humor: Sylas (phonebooth pillow talk) Workhorse: Frankie (disintegrate, rainbow awning, maze) MVP: N/A

Level 20: Runestone Caverns Potion of Mind Reading Potion of Superior Healing Potion of Resistance (Force) Potion of Resistance (Lightning) Akarrth Shadowdusk's spellbook Ezzat's spellbook TABLE C Bead of Force (1) TABLE C Chime of Opening TABLE F Amulet of Proof Against Detection And Location TABLE G Ring of X-Ray Vision TABLE H Staff of Frost Embodiment: N/A Humor: Navarra (that fucking book) Workhorse: Thalen (do you want to build a phylactery?) MVP: Sylas (committing to the bit!)

Level 19: Caverns of Soup Embodiment: DBZ Abridged Humor: Wrassling, Next Saturday at 6:30 Workhorse: Scorpion MVP: Moose

Level 21: Terminus Level Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

Level 21: Terminus Level Level 21: Terminus Level Aximus's spellbook Exekarus's spellbook Valtagar Steelshadow's spellbook TABLE G Mace of Smiting Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

Level 22: Shadowdusk Hold Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

Marks of Prestige! Trading with House Moonstar. DDAL08-16 Change of Address Potions: Healing, Fire Giant Strength; 3 Spell Scrolls of Lesser Restoration Magic Item: Plate Armor of Etherealness (Legendary) This armor has a holy symbol of Shar forged into the breastplate. It also looks dim and reflects light poorly. While you wear it, you can speak and understand Qualith without having to roll any checks or saves to avoid shortterm madness. Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

Marks of Prestige! Trading with House Moonstar. DDAL08-17 The Tower of Ahghairon Potions: Healing, Fire Giant Strength; 3 Spell Scrolls of Lesser Restoration Magic Item: Cubic Gate (very rare) Created by the wizard Hilather, the six sides of this cube are covered in characters from the language of Alzhedo. The six sides are keyed to: the Prime Material, the Elemental Plane of Fire, the Nine Hells, the Far Realm, the Outlands, and Arborea. Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

Marks of Prestige! Trading with House Moonstar. DDAL08-18 Moving Day Potions: Healing, Fire Giant Strength; 3 Spell Scrolls of Lesser Restoration Magic Item: Rod of Resurrection (legendary) This rod is engraved with sun symbols and bejeweled with faceted citrines. It glows equal to a torch when within 100 ft. of undead. Includes free fetal bear scabbard. Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

Level 23: Mad Wizards Lair Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

Level 23: Mad Wizards Lair OH GOD IT/S OVER Magic Items: a lot Embodiment: Humor: Workhorse: MVP:

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