"when you have two eyes in the land of the blind you see everything"

Embodiment: Frankie
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Sylas

Treasure: Spell Scroll: Polymorph, Arcturia's Arcane Esoterica Vol. IX
Magic Items:

Embodiment: Zarrah
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Amonom
MVP: NA

Treasure:
Magic Items: Ring of Shooting stars

Embodiment:
Humor:
Workhorse:
MVP:

Treasure:
Magic Items: sword of sharpness (desolation)
This greatsword of sharpness is made from a strange black material that feels like frigid
steel. If commanded to shed light, only you can see the light.

Flamerule 19

Embodiment: Sylas
Humor: Frankie
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Sylas

Treasure: Spellbooks x10
Magic Items: Horn of the Endless Maze, Gloves of Missile Snaring

Flamerule 14-18
Defeated Muiral and met Ruth, a familiar (?). Traveled to the trogdalyte warrens. Ate the desiccated rotting corpse of a behir and talked to the impaled corpse of a trogdalyte.

Embodiment: Navarra
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Frankie

Treasure: Oil of Slipperiness, Dread Helm (cursed)
Magic Items: Mithril Plate, Cloak of Elvenkind (Piwafwi), Gauntlets of Ogre Power, Wand of the War Mage +1, Dagger of Venom

Flamerule 12
You're a wizard, Thalen!

Embodiment: Thalen
Humor: Zarrah
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: Thalen

Treasure: N/A
Magic Items: N/A

Flamerule 7-11
Big battle! Stole the rod of rulership from the Ssethian Scourges and made a new anathema friend. Zarrah makes a lifelong connection with Szothla, a yuan-ti. Frankie plugs a hole and the gang finds out that bullywugs are only worth 3/5 of a person.

Embodiment: Zarrah
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Hydra

Treasure: N/A
Magic Items: headband of intellect, candle of invocation (NG/NE), rod of rulership

Magic Items and Spell Books sold to Obaya Uday in the The Yawning Portal. She handed you each a bag of platinum coins and promptly fucked off back to Chult with an entourage of body guards.

Flamerule 7
Fought a vision of the past, the final death throes of Hexacali, the spirit naga. Talked with Yurk Y'blorkflug to fight against the Ssethian Scourge. Thalen steals a tadpole to raise as her own, and in the process dooms the future generation of bullywugs after fish get into the breeding pool.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas, Thalen
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: N/A
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 5-7
Met Karstis and given promo code to Dweomercore, a presitigious wizard academy. Met a ghost or two. Thalen is cursed, who needs sleep? About to make frenemies with a bunnaga.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: Thalen

Treasure: Karstis' spellbook, Rituals for Dummies vol. I - IV
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 5
Met Otto and fed him the 12' tall humonculus. Navarra saw a mother bear nursing its young. sylas killed the nother

Embodiment: Navarra
Humor: Frankie
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: N/A

Treasure: N/A
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 5
Maddgoth's Castle, explore the weird castle! Sylas makes a friend with a shiny hat and the gang hears ominous laughter at the top of the castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: 12 spellbooks, eight to Frankie and four to Thalen.
Unlock: N/A

Mind Flayer Costume
Closer inspection reveals that the mind flayer is a featureless wooden mannequin dressed in a convincing mind flayer costume, complete with black robe, cowl, and rubber mask. A Medium character who wears the costume can make Charisma (Deception) checks to impersonate a mind flayer. Such checks are made with advantage if the costume is viewed in poor lighting or from more than 15 feet away. A character who wears the mask has disadvantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks. A character who wears the robe and cowl has disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks. The robe and cowl can’t be worn over heavy armor.

Flamerule 2-4
Party arrives at DMM 7, Maddgoth's Castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: N/A

Unlock: dagger of blindsight

Flamerule 2-3

After talking to Lady Ironbloodeye she stated that she had lost the dagger of blindsight but wouldn't give us any hints about what happened. To foster friendship, we undertook a herculean task for her and learned to my great dismay that star golems are similar to iron golems. They recover from fire spells and unlike normal golems that one could teleport. After we destroyed it, it returned to an extra dimensional space and will probably reappear should we pass that way again after a reset period. Lady Ironbloodbutteye congratulated us and I gave her a big hug of friendship as is the way of the people. I think she likes me. (she has many magic daggers at this point we are unsure if she's lying about losing the dagger, but we don't know how the real dagger appears. She didn't react when Sylas' minion danced in front of her while invisible so either she has a good poker face, she liked the dancing, or she really did lose it.
The door to the deeper part of the area required the hand of a king to touch it. Sylas transformed himself as what he assumed was the quintessential dwarf king and rubbed his hands on the door. The door returned the favor summoning a massive magic hand to crush Sylas. We eventually took a back route to get to the real King's tomb bypassing several fake tombs and dastardly traps. The last room had some demons trapped in statues that some of our party members freed. One bonded with Navarra and after a counterspell battle with Frankie and Sylas (resulting in poor Frankie getting paralyzed) the demon gave us entry to the true tomb. Then it promptly released its brethren and betrayed us. It is such a shame to have to depose of possible allies. Oh well. We obtained the King's shield and adamantine pickaxe and returned handily to the magically locked door. Hopefully the king will give us a hand in opening it.
Note: Poor Frankie seems every time I've traveled with her she's been paralyzed or stunned or almost killed.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: Grumpas, Sylas
Humor: Navarra, Frankie
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: sentinel shield

Flamerule 1-2

Frankie befriended a badger and got paralyzed for a while after a gate mishap. Sylas made dramatic longing moon eyes at Anomom and refused to sacrifice Anomom's shit to the Duregar. Navara translated dwarven books and we ended about to meet Lady Iron-something-butts who has a dagger for the blind.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Navarra

Unlock: N/A

Kythorn 28-30

Embodiment: Vangellis
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: boots of elvenkind

kythirn 28-29

Embodiment: vaelyn
Humor: navarra
Workhorse: vangellis
MVP: navarra

Unlock: sword of sharpness, wand of fireballs,

Kythorn 23-27

Time spent in Waterdeep is time well spent. Pavel is missing, and fell in with a bad crowd. Noble houses are being bombed. Anomnom is sad and deeply affected by this. Frankie is in denial.

The gang goes to the Wyllowwood and meets a bear. A good bear. A better bear than Navarra. Vaelyn is upstaged by Halleth Garke.

Embodiment: Not Navarra; me the bear.
Humor: Vaelyn
Workhorse: Grumpas
MVP: Umbra

Unlock: pipe of smoke monsters (2 TCP)

Kythorn 23

Vaelyn is greedy and pays the ultimate price, but finds a new heart along the way. Discovered a troupe of clowns, The Undertakers, posing as vampires. Navarra summoned the contract nothic after two consecutive "bites." The party realizes they're on the first floor of Undermountain and returns to The Yawning Portal and Waterdeep proper.

Unlocked: wand of secrets

Embodiment: Frankie, Vaelyn
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Coal
MVP: Navarra

"when you have two eyes in the land of the blind you see everything"

Embodiment: Frankie
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Sylas

Treasure: Spell Scroll: Polymorph, Arcturia's Arcane Esoterica Vol. IX
Magic Items:

Embodiment: Zarrah
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Amonom
MVP: NA

Treasure:
Magic Items: Ring of Shooting stars

Embodiment:
Humor:
Workhorse:
MVP:

Treasure:
Magic Items: sword of sharpness (desolation)
This greatsword of sharpness is made from a strange black material that feels like frigid
steel. If commanded to shed light, only you can see the light.

Flamerule 19

Embodiment: Sylas
Humor: Frankie
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Sylas

Treasure: Spellbooks x10
Magic Items: Horn of the Endless Maze, Gloves of Missile Snaring

Flamerule 14-18
Defeated Muiral and met Ruth, a familiar (?). Traveled to the trogdalyte warrens. Ate the desiccated rotting corpse of a behir and talked to the impaled corpse of a trogdalyte.

Embodiment: Navarra
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Navarra
MVP: Frankie

Treasure: Oil of Slipperiness, Dread Helm (cursed)
Magic Items: Mithril Plate, Cloak of Elvenkind (Piwafwi), Gauntlets of Ogre Power, Wand of the War Mage +1, Dagger of Venom

Flamerule 12
You're a wizard, Thalen!

Embodiment: Thalen
Humor: Zarrah
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: Thalen

Treasure: N/A
Magic Items: N/A

Flamerule 7-11
Big battle! Stole the rod of rulership from the Ssethian Scourges and made a new anathema friend. Zarrah makes a lifelong connection with Szothla, a yuan-ti. Frankie plugs a hole and the gang finds out that bullywugs are only worth 3/5 of a person.

Embodiment: Zarrah
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Hydra

Treasure: N/A
Magic Items: headband of intellect, candle of invocation (NG/NE), rod of rulership

Magic Items and Spell Books sold to Obaya Uday in the The Yawning Portal. She handed you each a bag of platinum coins and promptly fucked off back to Chult with an entourage of body guards.

Flamerule 7
Fought a vision of the past, the final death throes of Hexacali, the spirit naga. Talked with Yurk Y'blorkflug to fight against the Ssethian Scourge. Thalen steals a tadpole to raise as her own, and in the process dooms the future generation of bullywugs after fish get into the breeding pool.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas, Thalen
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: N/A
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 5-7
Met Karstis and given promo code to Dweomercore, a presitigious wizard academy. Met a ghost or two. Thalen is cursed, who needs sleep? About to make frenemies with a bunnaga.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: Thalen

Treasure: Karstis' spellbook, Rituals for Dummies vol. I - IV
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 5
Met Otto and fed him the 12' tall humonculus. Navarra saw a mother bear nursing its young. sylas killed the nother

Embodiment: Navarra
Humor: Frankie
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: N/A

Treasure: N/A
Unlock: N/A

Flamerule 5
Maddgoth's Castle, explore the weird castle! Sylas makes a friend with a shiny hat and the gang hears ominous laughter at the top of the castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: N/A
MVP: N/A

Treasure: 12 spellbooks, eight to Frankie and four to Thalen.
Unlock: N/A

Mind Flayer Costume
Closer inspection reveals that the mind flayer is a featureless wooden mannequin dressed in a convincing mind flayer costume, complete with black robe, cowl, and rubber mask. A Medium character who wears the costume can make Charisma (Deception) checks to impersonate a mind flayer. Such checks are made with advantage if the costume is viewed in poor lighting or from more than 15 feet away. A character who wears the mask has disadvantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks. A character who wears the robe and cowl has disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks. The robe and cowl can’t be worn over heavy armor.

Flamerule 2-4
Party arrives at DMM 7, Maddgoth's Castle.

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: N/A
Workhorse: Sylas
MVP: N/A

Unlock: dagger of blindsight

Flamerule 2-3

After talking to Lady Ironbloodeye she stated that she had lost the dagger of blindsight but wouldn't give us any hints about what happened. To foster friendship, we undertook a herculean task for her and learned to my great dismay that star golems are similar to iron golems. They recover from fire spells and unlike normal golems that one could teleport. After we destroyed it, it returned to an extra dimensional space and will probably reappear should we pass that way again after a reset period. Lady Ironbloodbutteye congratulated us and I gave her a big hug of friendship as is the way of the people. I think she likes me. (she has many magic daggers at this point we are unsure if she's lying about losing the dagger, but we don't know how the real dagger appears. She didn't react when Sylas' minion danced in front of her while invisible so either she has a good poker face, she liked the dancing, or she really did lose it.
The door to the deeper part of the area required the hand of a king to touch it. Sylas transformed himself as what he assumed was the quintessential dwarf king and rubbed his hands on the door. The door returned the favor summoning a massive magic hand to crush Sylas. We eventually took a back route to get to the real King's tomb bypassing several fake tombs and dastardly traps. The last room had some demons trapped in statues that some of our party members freed. One bonded with Navarra and after a counterspell battle with Frankie and Sylas (resulting in poor Frankie getting paralyzed) the demon gave us entry to the true tomb. Then it promptly released its brethren and betrayed us. It is such a shame to have to depose of possible allies. Oh well. We obtained the King's shield and adamantine pickaxe and returned handily to the magically locked door. Hopefully the king will give us a hand in opening it.
Note: Poor Frankie seems every time I've traveled with her she's been paralyzed or stunned or almost killed.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: Grumpas, Sylas
Humor: Navarra, Frankie
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: sentinel shield

Flamerule 1-2

Frankie befriended a badger and got paralyzed for a while after a gate mishap. Sylas made dramatic longing moon eyes at Anomom and refused to sacrifice Anomom's shit to the Duregar. Navara translated dwarven books and we ended about to meet Lady Iron-something-butts who has a dagger for the blind.

-- Dissertation from Dr. Professor Thalen

Embodiment: N/A
Humor: Sylas
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: Navarra

Unlock: N/A

Kythorn 28-30

Embodiment: Vangellis
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Thalen
MVP: N/A

Unlock: boots of elvenkind

kythirn 28-29

Embodiment: vaelyn
Humor: navarra
Workhorse: vangellis
MVP: navarra

Unlock: sword of sharpness, wand of fireballs,

Kythorn 23-27

Time spent in Waterdeep is time well spent. Pavel is missing, and fell in with a bad crowd. Noble houses are being bombed. Anomnom is sad and deeply affected by this. Frankie is in denial.

The gang goes to the Wyllowwood and meets a bear. A good bear. A better bear than Navarra. Vaelyn is upstaged by Halleth Garke.

Embodiment: Not Navarra; me the bear.
Humor: Vaelyn
Workhorse: Grumpas
MVP: Umbra

Unlock: pipe of smoke monsters (2 TCP)

Kythorn 23

Vaelyn is greedy and pays the ultimate price, but finds a new heart along the way. Discovered a troupe of clowns, The Undertakers, posing as vampires. Navarra summoned the contract nothic after two consecutive "bites." The party realizes they're on the first floor of Undermountain and returns to The Yawning Portal and Waterdeep proper.

Unlocked: wand of secrets

Embodiment: Frankie, Vaelyn
Humor: Navarra
Workhorse: Coal
MVP: Navarra