Adventurers League Log

Suundai

Season:

Race:

Class:

Background:

Lifestyle:

None

Current Level:

XP Level:

Total XP:

1340

XP to Level:

1360

XP for Next:

2700

ACP Level:

ACP to Level:

8.0

Milestone Level:

Total GP:

471.666

Total Downtime:

136.5

Tag:

Faction:

None

Faction Rank:

Heroic (rank 4)

Renown Rank:

Notorious (rank 2)

Total Renown:

8.5

Secret Missions:

Treasure CPs:

0/0/0/0

Magic Item Count:

Magic Item Limit:

Magic Items:

Pipes of the Sewers,
Hat of Vermin,
Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration,
Dread Helm,
Glamour Studded Leather,
Tome of Leadership and Influence,
Anstruth Harp,
Ioun stone of Mastery,
blade of the Medusa,
Vorpal Longsword,
Cubic Gate,
Skyfist,
+1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum,
+1 Scimitar

Log Entries

+DM Logs

Date Played	Adventure Title	Session	Levels	GP	Downtime	Magic Items
2018-01-18 08:10	DDAL05-1 Treasures of the Broken Hoard	1		66.666	5		Show
Friend of Prrrt. You helped alleviate the suffering of a galeb duhr named Prrrt. It tells others of its kind of your kindness, garnering you a positive reputation among elemental earth creatures. As an action, you can attempt a DC 10 Charisma (Persuasion) check to convince earth creatures of the elemental type not to attack you. As long as you do not attack the creature or other elemental earth creatures, it targets others. This, however, does not protect your allies. You lose this story aware if you attack or otherwise harm an elemental earth creature.
2018-06-05 22:25	DDEX3-6 No Foolish Matter			60	5	Pipes of the Sewers	Show
2018-07-24 00:45	DDAL05-12 Bad Business in Parnast			144	5		Show
Bought studded Leather armor
2018-09-01 22:14	Purchase Log			-60			Show Purchase
Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing
2018-09-02 00:59	DDAL05-3 Uninvited Guests			-70	4		Show
Unlocked brooch of shielding, GOT PET BOARIE and 2 potions of healing https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471010333872488448/485676255182716939/unknown.png
2018-09-03 16:46	DDEX1-5 The Courtingof Fire				10		Show
2 scrolls of Flame Blade, unlocked ring of fire resistance
2018-09-04 23:42	CCC-KUMORI-0102 Wretches			3500	5	robe of useful items	Show
unlocked and bought robe of useful items
2018-12-28 23:11	dmm 1	1		-90	5		Show
bought remove curse dt
2019-02-06 00:41	ddal08-08 Crypt of the dark kiss				5	Ring of Fire Resistance	Show
unlocked ring of fire resistance made friend with weeb wizard puppeted a skeleton into fooling vampire spawn onlly to surprise them with sebastian and todoroki Yaoi Not all dogs go to heaven
2019-09-01 23:55	DDAL08-07 Into the Dark				7.5		Show
obtained silver earing with symbol of saverous unlocked mace of smiting Endless Bluetooth Ale. If a way was discovered to set up a supply of the blue lichen to the Yawning Portal, Durnan provides all the Bluetooth Ale the characters can drink whenever they visit. Brewed from the blue lichen grown on the skeletons of dwarves left for dead in the Stonebone Mines, bluetooth ale is a truly unique beverage. The strong dwarven-style ale is a rich sapphire color, and has a faint earthy taste. While the ale lacks most of the special properties of the blue lichen, it still can turn the imbibers teeth (and bones) temporarily blue. The ale functions as an ingested poison. The drinker must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or find that their bones and teeth turn a dark shade of blue for 24 hours.
2019-09-04 23:49	DDAL08-10 The Skull Square Murders			-600	10		Show
Your Constitution score is 19 while you wear this amulet. It has no effect on you if your Constitution score is already 19 or higher. An electrum pendant in the shape of an eye surrounded by a grasping tentacle hangs from a mithril chain. You have the feeling you are being watched whenever you were this amulet
2019-09-09 00:18	DDAL08-09 Fangs and Frogs				10	Wand of Lightning Bolts	Show
aqcuired scroll of suggestion, tamed ALL THE RATS, became adventurer gaind flaw a hideous creature hides within the body of a fellow adventure, and I must find it. Wand of Lightning Bolts Wand, Rare (requires attunement by a spellcaster) This item is found on Magic Item Table G (20 TCP of Tier 2 - 4) in the Dungeon Master’s Guide. "This black wand is decorated with symbol of the goddess Shar. The wielder forgets their Bonds for 10 minutes each time the wand is used." This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend. The wand regains 1d6+1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand’s last charge, roll a d20. One a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.
2019-09-16 01:53	Purchase Log			250		Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration	Show Purchase
gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration
2019-09-28 16:21	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest	1		-2509			Show
Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration 01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune! 02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult! 03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives! 04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends! 05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is! 06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain! 07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy! 08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it! 09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so! 10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment! 11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand! 12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth! 13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand! 14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology! 15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person! 16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards! 17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel! 18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them! 19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe! 20 Even trolls find you repulsive! 21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face! 22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common! 23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick! 24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head! 25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word! 26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you! 27 Fresh from illithids, are we? 28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent! 29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not! 30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would! 31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry! 32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming! 33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass! 34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion! 35 Now we know who the spare is! 36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again! 37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one! 38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege! 39 Ahh. That explains the smell! 40 Who are you again? 41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch! 42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence! 43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out! 44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue! 45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private! 46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen! 47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me! 48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon! 49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play! 50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog! 51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart! 52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was! 53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror! 54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese! 55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f*** up off day did they have to make you! 56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch! 57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any on it! 58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of that just came out of your mouth! 59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night! 60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate! 61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless! 62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice! 63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass! 64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough! 65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead! 66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something! 67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you! 68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down! 69 You look FAR too much like your grandad! 70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations! 71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others! 72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill! 73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill! 74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open! 75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich! 76 So does failure run in your family! 77 I've seen fungi with more charm! 78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation! 79 Believe in yourself because no one else does! 80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass! 81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe! 82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature! 83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron! 84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology! 85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face! 86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part! 87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel! 88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think! 89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people! 90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's! 91 I envy people that have never met you! 92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed! 93 You’re so dense, light bends around you! 94 How the ** are you the sperm that won? 95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre! 96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop! 97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls! 98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected! 99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people! 100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!
2019-09-29 16:04	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest	2	1	-820	20		Show
aqcuired potion of Lightning Resistance and wand of lightning bolt with said flavor, bought and used scroll of awaken on boarsie Requires Attunement by a Spellcaster This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend. The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll a d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed. This slender rod of glass feels solid, but appears to have a constant storm of thunderclouds roiling within
2019-10-12 17:31	DDEX2-13 The Howling Void		1	120	20		Show
got 16 candy corn from imps aqcuired potion of bottled breatth This bottle contains a breath of elemental air. When you inhale it, you either exhale it or hold it.If you exhale the breath, you gain the effect of the gust of windspell. If you hold the breath, you don't need to breathe for 1 hour, though you can end this benefit early (for example, to speak). Ending it early doesn't give you the benefit of exhaling the breath. The full effect of gust of windcan be found in the Player's Handbook.
2019-10-31 23:43	DDAL04-14 The Dark Lord		1	120	20	Bracer's of defence	Show
aquired Bracers of Defense: These leather bracers are stitched with a symbol of an open hand, bloodlessly pierced through the palm with a heart shaped hole. The bracers fill the wearer with the belief that that is love eternal, regardless of creed, nationality, or vital signs. A description of this item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide. The True Meaning of Love. You have defeated Esmae Amarantha and once again caged the Evening Glory. You are true warrior of fate and love and are marked as such. You gain advantage on Charisma checks made with followers of the goddess Sûne. You may cross this favor out to succeed on a saving throw against a charm effect that you have failed.
2019-10-31 23:56	Trade Log					Ring of Fire Resistance >	Show Trade Log
snapped
2019-11-05 02:12	CCC-TRI-25 Dead Men’s Treasure	1	0	-600	-21	Cli lyre	Show
sold studded leather, got raise dead downtime, aqcuired spell scroll of stinking cloud and Cli Lute
2019-11-06 02:24	Trade Log					Wand of Lightning Bolts >	Show Trade Log
snapped

Date Played	Adventure Title	Tier ▼	Session	ACP	TCP	Downtime	Renown
2018-01-18 08:10	DDAL05-1 Treasures of the Broken Hoard		1			5		Show
Friend of Prrrt. You helped alleviate the suffering of a galeb duhr named Prrrt. It tells others of its kind of your kindness, garnering you a positive reputation among elemental earth creatures. As an action, you can attempt a DC 10 Charisma (Persuasion) check to convince earth creatures of the elemental type not to attack you. As long as you do not attack the creature or other elemental earth creatures, it targets others. This, however, does not protect your allies. You lose this story aware if you attack or otherwise harm an elemental earth creature.
2018-06-05 22:25	DDEX3-6 No Foolish Matter					5	1	Show
2018-07-24 00:45	DDAL05-12 Bad Business in Parnast					5	1	Show
Bought studded Leather armor
2018-09-01 22:14	Purchase Log							Show Purchase
Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing
2018-09-02 00:59	DDAL05-3 Uninvited Guests	1		2	2	4	1	Show
Unlocked brooch of shielding, GOT PET BOARIE and 2 potions of healing https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471010333872488448/485676255182716939/unknown.png
2018-09-03 16:46	DDEX1-5 The Courtingof Fire	1		4	4	10	1	Show
2 scrolls of Flame Blade, unlocked ring of fire resistance
2018-09-04 23:42	CCC-KUMORI-0102 Wretches	1		2	-6	5	1	Show
unlocked and bought robe of useful items
2018-12-28 23:11	dmm 1	2	1	2	2	5	0.5	Show
bought remove curse dt
2019-02-06 00:41	ddal08-08 Crypt of the dark kiss	2		2	2	5	0.5	Show
unlocked ring of fire resistance made friend with weeb wizard puppeted a skeleton into fooling vampire spawn onlly to surprise them with sebastian and todoroki Yaoi Not all dogs go to heaven
2019-09-01 23:55	DDAL08-07 Into the Dark	2		3	3	7.5	0.5	Show
obtained silver earing with symbol of saverous unlocked mace of smiting Endless Bluetooth Ale. If a way was discovered to set up a supply of the blue lichen to the Yawning Portal, Durnan provides all the Bluetooth Ale the characters can drink whenever they visit. Brewed from the blue lichen grown on the skeletons of dwarves left for dead in the Stonebone Mines, bluetooth ale is a truly unique beverage. The strong dwarven-style ale is a rich sapphire color, and has a faint earthy taste. While the ale lacks most of the special properties of the blue lichen, it still can turn the imbibers teeth (and bones) temporarily blue. The ale functions as an ingested poison. The drinker must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or find that their bones and teeth turn a dark shade of blue for 24 hours.
2019-09-04 23:49	DDAL08-10 The Skull Square Murders	2		4	4	10	1	Show
Your Constitution score is 19 while you wear this amulet. It has no effect on you if your Constitution score is already 19 or higher. An electrum pendant in the shape of an eye surrounded by a grasping tentacle hangs from a mithril chain. You have the feeling you are being watched whenever you were this amulet
2019-09-09 00:18	DDAL08-09 Fangs and Frogs	2		4	4	10	1	Show
aqcuired scroll of suggestion, tamed ALL THE RATS, became adventurer gaind flaw a hideous creature hides within the body of a fellow adventure, and I must find it. Wand of Lightning Bolts Wand, Rare (requires attunement by a spellcaster) This item is found on Magic Item Table G (20 TCP of Tier 2 - 4) in the Dungeon Master’s Guide. "This black wand is decorated with symbol of the goddess Shar. The wielder forgets their Bonds for 10 minutes each time the wand is used." This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend. The wand regains 1d6+1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand’s last charge, roll a d20. One a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.
2019-09-16 01:53	Purchase Log							Show Purchase
gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration
2019-09-28 16:21	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest		1					Show
Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration 01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune! 02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult! 03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives! 04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends! 05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is! 06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain! 07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy! 08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it! 09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so! 10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment! 11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand! 12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth! 13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand! 14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology! 15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person! 16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards! 17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel! 18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them! 19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe! 20 Even trolls find you repulsive! 21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face! 22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common! 23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick! 24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head! 25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word! 26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you! 27 Fresh from illithids, are we? 28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent! 29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not! 30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would! 31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry! 32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming! 33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass! 34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion! 35 Now we know who the spare is! 36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again! 37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one! 38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege! 39 Ahh. That explains the smell! 40 Who are you again? 41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch! 42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence! 43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out! 44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue! 45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private! 46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen! 47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me! 48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon! 49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play! 50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog! 51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart! 52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was! 53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror! 54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese! 55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f*** up off day did they have to make you! 56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch! 57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any on it! 58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of that just came out of your mouth! 59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night! 60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate! 61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless! 62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice! 63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass! 64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough! 65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead! 66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something! 67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you! 68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down! 69 You look FAR too much like your grandad! 70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations! 71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others! 72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill! 73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill! 74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open! 75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich! 76 So does failure run in your family! 77 I've seen fungi with more charm! 78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation! 79 Believe in yourself because no one else does! 80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass! 81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe! 82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature! 83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron! 84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology! 85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face! 86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part! 87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel! 88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think! 89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people! 90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's! 91 I envy people that have never met you! 92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed! 93 You’re so dense, light bends around you! 94 How the ** are you the sperm that won? 95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre! 96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop! 97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls! 98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected! 99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people! 100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!
2019-09-29 16:04	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest		2			20		Show
aqcuired potion of Lightning Resistance and wand of lightning bolt with said flavor, bought and used scroll of awaken on boarsie Requires Attunement by a Spellcaster This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend. The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll a d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed. This slender rod of glass feels solid, but appears to have a constant storm of thunderclouds roiling within
2019-10-12 17:31	DDEX2-13 The Howling Void					20		Show
got 16 candy corn from imps aqcuired potion of bottled breatth This bottle contains a breath of elemental air. When you inhale it, you either exhale it or hold it.If you exhale the breath, you gain the effect of the gust of windspell. If you hold the breath, you don't need to breathe for 1 hour, though you can end this benefit early (for example, to speak). Ending it early doesn't give you the benefit of exhaling the breath. The full effect of gust of windcan be found in the Player's Handbook.
2019-10-31 23:43	DDAL04-14 The Dark Lord					20		Show
aquired Bracers of Defense: These leather bracers are stitched with a symbol of an open hand, bloodlessly pierced through the palm with a heart shaped hole. The bracers fill the wearer with the belief that that is love eternal, regardless of creed, nationality, or vital signs. A description of this item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide. The True Meaning of Love. You have defeated Esmae Amarantha and once again caged the Evening Glory. You are true warrior of fate and love and are marked as such. You gain advantage on Charisma checks made with followers of the goddess Sûne. You may cross this favor out to succeed on a saving throw against a charm effect that you have failed.
2019-10-31 23:56	Trade Log							Show Trade Log
snapped
2019-11-05 02:12	CCC-TRI-25 Dead Men’s Treasure		1			-21		Show
sold studded leather, got raise dead downtime, aqcuired spell scroll of stinking cloud and Cli Lute
2019-11-06 02:24	Trade Log							Show Trade Log
snapped

Date Played	Adventure Title	Session	XP	GP	Downtime	Renown	Magic Items
2018-01-18 08:10	DDAL05-1 Treasures of the Broken Hoard	1	100	66.666	5			Show
Friend of Prrrt. You helped alleviate the suffering of a galeb duhr named Prrrt. It tells others of its kind of your kindness, garnering you a positive reputation among elemental earth creatures. As an action, you can attempt a DC 10 Charisma (Persuasion) check to convince earth creatures of the elemental type not to attack you. As long as you do not attack the creature or other elemental earth creatures, it targets others. This, however, does not protect your allies. You lose this story aware if you attack or otherwise harm an elemental earth creature.
2018-06-05 22:25	DDEX3-6 No Foolish Matter		600	60	5	1	Pipes of the Sewers	Show
2018-07-24 00:45	DDAL05-12 Bad Business in Parnast		640	144	5	1		Show
Bought studded Leather armor
2018-09-01 22:14	Purchase Log			-60				Show Purchase
Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing
2018-09-02 00:59	DDAL05-3 Uninvited Guests			-70	4	1		Show
Unlocked brooch of shielding, GOT PET BOARIE and 2 potions of healing https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471010333872488448/485676255182716939/unknown.png
2018-09-03 16:46	DDEX1-5 The Courtingof Fire				10	1		Show
2 scrolls of Flame Blade, unlocked ring of fire resistance
2018-09-04 23:42	CCC-KUMORI-0102 Wretches			3500	5	1	robe of useful items	Show
unlocked and bought robe of useful items
2018-12-28 23:11	dmm 1	1		-90	5	0.5		Show
bought remove curse dt
2019-02-06 00:41	ddal08-08 Crypt of the dark kiss				5	0.5	Ring of Fire Resistance	Show
unlocked ring of fire resistance made friend with weeb wizard puppeted a skeleton into fooling vampire spawn onlly to surprise them with sebastian and todoroki Yaoi Not all dogs go to heaven
2019-09-01 23:55	DDAL08-07 Into the Dark				7.5	0.5		Show
obtained silver earing with symbol of saverous unlocked mace of smiting Endless Bluetooth Ale. If a way was discovered to set up a supply of the blue lichen to the Yawning Portal, Durnan provides all the Bluetooth Ale the characters can drink whenever they visit. Brewed from the blue lichen grown on the skeletons of dwarves left for dead in the Stonebone Mines, bluetooth ale is a truly unique beverage. The strong dwarven-style ale is a rich sapphire color, and has a faint earthy taste. While the ale lacks most of the special properties of the blue lichen, it still can turn the imbibers teeth (and bones) temporarily blue. The ale functions as an ingested poison. The drinker must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or find that their bones and teeth turn a dark shade of blue for 24 hours.
2019-09-04 23:49	DDAL08-10 The Skull Square Murders			-600	10	1		Show
Your Constitution score is 19 while you wear this amulet. It has no effect on you if your Constitution score is already 19 or higher. An electrum pendant in the shape of an eye surrounded by a grasping tentacle hangs from a mithril chain. You have the feeling you are being watched whenever you were this amulet
2019-09-09 00:18	DDAL08-09 Fangs and Frogs				10	1	Wand of Lightning Bolts	Show
aqcuired scroll of suggestion, tamed ALL THE RATS, became adventurer gaind flaw a hideous creature hides within the body of a fellow adventure, and I must find it. Wand of Lightning Bolts Wand, Rare (requires attunement by a spellcaster) This item is found on Magic Item Table G (20 TCP of Tier 2 - 4) in the Dungeon Master’s Guide. "This black wand is decorated with symbol of the goddess Shar. The wielder forgets their Bonds for 10 minutes each time the wand is used." This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend. The wand regains 1d6+1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand’s last charge, roll a d20. One a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed.
2019-09-16 01:53	Purchase Log			250			Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration	Show Purchase
gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration
2019-09-28 16:21	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest	1		-2509				Show
Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration 01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune! 02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult! 03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives! 04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends! 05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is! 06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain! 07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy! 08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it! 09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so! 10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment! 11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand! 12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth! 13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand! 14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology! 15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person! 16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards! 17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel! 18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them! 19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe! 20 Even trolls find you repulsive! 21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face! 22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common! 23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick! 24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head! 25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word! 26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you! 27 Fresh from illithids, are we? 28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent! 29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not! 30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would! 31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry! 32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming! 33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass! 34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion! 35 Now we know who the spare is! 36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again! 37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one! 38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege! 39 Ahh. That explains the smell! 40 Who are you again? 41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch! 42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence! 43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out! 44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue! 45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private! 46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen! 47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me! 48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon! 49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play! 50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog! 51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart! 52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was! 53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror! 54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese! 55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f*** up off day did they have to make you! 56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch! 57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any on it! 58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of that just came out of your mouth! 59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night! 60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate! 61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless! 62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice! 63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass! 64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough! 65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead! 66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something! 67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you! 68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down! 69 You look FAR too much like your grandad! 70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations! 71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others! 72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill! 73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill! 74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open! 75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich! 76 So does failure run in your family! 77 I've seen fungi with more charm! 78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation! 79 Believe in yourself because no one else does! 80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass! 81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe! 82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature! 83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron! 84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology! 85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face! 86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part! 87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel! 88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think! 89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people! 90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's! 91 I envy people that have never met you! 92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed! 93 You’re so dense, light bends around you! 94 How the ** are you the sperm that won? 95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre! 96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop! 97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls! 98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected! 99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people! 100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!
2019-09-29 16:04	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest	2		-820	20			Show
aqcuired potion of Lightning Resistance and wand of lightning bolt with said flavor, bought and used scroll of awaken on boarsie Requires Attunement by a Spellcaster This wand has 7 charges. While holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 or more of its charges to cast the lightning bolt spell (save DC 15) from it. For 1 charge, you cast the 3rd-level version of the spell. You can increase the spell slot level by one for each additional charge you expend. The wand regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. If you expend the wand's last charge, roll a d20. On a 1, the wand crumbles into ashes and is destroyed. This slender rod of glass feels solid, but appears to have a constant storm of thunderclouds roiling within
2019-10-12 17:31	DDEX2-13 The Howling Void			120	20			Show
got 16 candy corn from imps aqcuired potion of bottled breatth This bottle contains a breath of elemental air. When you inhale it, you either exhale it or hold it.If you exhale the breath, you gain the effect of the gust of windspell. If you hold the breath, you don't need to breathe for 1 hour, though you can end this benefit early (for example, to speak). Ending it early doesn't give you the benefit of exhaling the breath. The full effect of gust of windcan be found in the Player's Handbook.
2019-10-31 23:43	DDAL04-14 The Dark Lord			120	20		Bracer's of defence	Show
aquired Bracers of Defense: These leather bracers are stitched with a symbol of an open hand, bloodlessly pierced through the palm with a heart shaped hole. The bracers fill the wearer with the belief that that is love eternal, regardless of creed, nationality, or vital signs. A description of this item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide. The True Meaning of Love. You have defeated Esmae Amarantha and once again caged the Evening Glory. You are true warrior of fate and love and are marked as such. You gain advantage on Charisma checks made with followers of the goddess Sûne. You may cross this favor out to succeed on a saving throw against a charm effect that you have failed.
2019-10-31 23:56	Trade Log						Ring of Fire Resistance >	Show Trade Log
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2019-11-05 02:12	CCC-TRI-25 Dead Men’s Treasure	1		-600	-21		Cli lyre	Show
sold studded leather, got raise dead downtime, aqcuired spell scroll of stinking cloud and Cli Lute
2019-11-06 02:24	Trade Log						Wand of Lightning Bolts >	Show Trade Log
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