Adventurers League Log

Suundai

Season:

Race:

Class:

Background:

Lifestyle:

None

Current Level:

XP Level:

Total XP:

1340

XP to Level:

1360

XP for Next:

2700

ACP Level:

ACP to Level:

8.0

Milestone Level:

Total GP:

471.666

Total Downtime:

136.5

Tag:

Faction:

None

Faction Rank:

Heroic (rank 4)

Renown Rank:

Notorious (rank 2)

Total Renown:

8.5

Secret Missions:

Treasure CPs:

0/0/0/0

Magic Item Count:

Magic Item Limit:

Magic Items:

Pipes of the Sewers,
Hat of Vermin,
Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration,
Dread Helm,
Glamour Studded Leather,
Tome of Leadership and Influence,
Anstruth Harp,
Ioun stone of Mastery,
blade of the Medusa,
Vorpal Longsword,
Cubic Gate,
Skyfist,
+1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum,
+1 Scimitar

Log Entries

─DM Logs

Date Played	Adventure Title	Session	Levels	GP	Downtime	Magic Items
2020-06-05 19:58	Trade Log				-15	Staff of power > Miltiade's Shield (+3)	Show Trade Log
Name: Nick Krzywonos Character Name: Borgul Session Obtained: 5/30/2020 PHLAN1-1 Sepulture. DM: Bryan Harris (Treasure Miltiade's Shield (+3)) Shield Flavor Text: This shield is decorated with symbols of service and fealty. This shield empathically encourages service to others and whenever the bearer considers performing a selfish act, the shield enhances pangs of conscience. Matialde's Shield is a +3 shield.
2020-06-27 23:28	DDAL08-17 The Tower of Ahghairon		1	500	-1	Cubic Gate	Show
acquired cubic gate Awakened rat Mimi now have 7 recasted simulacrum The characters are among a very small number of people who know that the wizard Ahghairon is still alive. They can use this knowledge to their advantage, for example by returning to ask a favor at a later point, or perhaps bartering or selling the knowledge to someone else in Waterdeep.
2020-06-27 23:34	Trade Log					Cloak of Arachnida (+2 init) > Figurine of wonderous power obsidian steed	Show Trade Log
traded in session Character - Milé Neál Item: FoWP - Obsidian Steed Item Acquired from DM Rewards from running DDEP00-01 The Red War [10:36 PM] Ian Kimmel DCI: 8314487339
2020-06-27 22:37	Trade Log					Figurine of wonderous power obsidian steed >	Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-06-28 13:58	DDAL08-18 Moving Day		1	500		Rod of Resurrection	Show
recasted simulacrum and awakened rat up to 8 now aqcuired rod of ressurection
2020-06-28 13:59	Trade Log					Hellrider's Badge >	Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-07-11 19:51	DDAL00-01 Window to the Past		1			Adamantine Plate	Show
used spell scroll of programmed illusion recasted simulacrum bought spell component for contingency, casted it, storing enhance ability, with a wink and saying "watch this" as the trigger" awakened new rat up to 9 Ally of Thay. You are known to be an ally of the Thayan Plateau, whether you want to or not. You have advantage on Charisma-based checks with Red Wizards and other non-slaves from Thay, and at the DM’s discretion may have disadvantage when dealing with Harpers and other enemies of Thay. Became a noble of Mulmaster
2020-07-11 20:02	Trade Log					Rod of Resurrection >	Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-08-30 15:09	DDEP00-01 The Red War		1	-750			Show
Recasted Simulacrum, bought contingency material for simulacrum Planes in Pockets in Planes:The Thayan mansion in Mulmaster was comprised of a series of nested demiplanes and pocket dimensions, and you survived the exploration – and brought back lingering traces of that magic. As a result, you always know what plane you are on, and if you find yourself away from your native plane you may excise this magic to return to the Prime Material plane immediately. If you do this, destroy this story award. Szass Tam’s Arcane Essence Epic boon, unique You have wrested away part of Szass Tam’s essence. Specifically, this spark of energy was originally wrested from the vile lich himself, and grants one additional 9th level spell slot, provided that you already have one. This item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide under the entry for Boon of High Magic.
2020-10-30 18:19	Trade Log				-15	Miltiade's Shield (+3) > Skyfist	Show Trade Log
traded to Nagos
2021-10-06 22:58	Renown					+1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum	Show
switched investigation proficiency with animal handling Acquired +1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum
2021-10-07 18:42	Trade Log				-5	Adamantine Plate > Insignia of Claws	Show Trade Log
Player: Martin Kelly, Martin K (He/Him)#1254 DCI: 4319102791 Character:Stone Obtained: HotDQ
2018-01-18 08:10	DDAL05-1 Treasures of the Broken Hoard	1		66.666	5		Show
Friend of Prrrt. You helped alleviate the suffering of a galeb duhr named Prrrt. It tells others of its kind of your kindness, garnering you a positive reputation among elemental earth creatures. As an action, you can attempt a DC 10 Charisma (Persuasion) check to convince earth creatures of the elemental type not to attack you. As long as you do not attack the creature or other elemental earth creatures, it targets others. This, however, does not protect your allies. You lose this story aware if you attack or otherwise harm an elemental earth creature.
2021-10-07 17:35	Trade Log				-5	Insignia of Claws > +1 Scimitar	Show Trade Log
traded to Blubthol
2018-06-05 22:25	DDEX3-6 No Foolish Matter			60	5	Pipes of the Sewers	Show
2018-07-24 00:45	DDAL05-12 Bad Business in Parnast			144	5		Show
Bought studded Leather armor
2018-09-01 22:14	Purchase Log			-60			Show Purchase
Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing
2019-09-10 00:52	Gather information guest					Hat of Vermin	Show DM Log
unlocked Hat of Vermin
2019-09-16 01:53	Purchase Log			250		Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration	Show Purchase
gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration
2019-09-28 16:21	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest	1		-2509			Show
Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration 01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune! 02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult! 03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives! 04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends! 05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is! 06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain! 07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy! 08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it! 09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so! 10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment! 11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand! 12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth! 13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand! 14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology! 15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person! 16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards! 17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel! 18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them! 19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe! 20 Even trolls find you repulsive! 21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face! 22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common! 23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick! 24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head! 25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word! 26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you! 27 Fresh from illithids, are we? 28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent! 29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not! 30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would! 31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry! 32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming! 33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass! 34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion! 35 Now we know who the spare is! 36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again! 37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one! 38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege! 39 Ahh. That explains the smell! 40 Who are you again? 41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch! 42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence! 43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out! 44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue! 45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private! 46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen! 47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me! 48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon! 49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play! 50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog! 51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart! 52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was! 53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror! 54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese! 55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f*** up off day did they have to make you! 56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch! 57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any on it! 58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of that just came out of your mouth! 59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night! 60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate! 61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless! 62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice! 63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass! 64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough! 65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead! 66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something! 67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you! 68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down! 69 You look FAR too much like your grandad! 70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations! 71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others! 72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill! 73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill! 74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open! 75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich! 76 So does failure run in your family! 77 I've seen fungi with more charm! 78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation! 79 Believe in yourself because no one else does! 80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass! 81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe! 82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature! 83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron! 84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology! 85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face! 86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part! 87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel! 88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think! 89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people! 90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's! 91 I envy people that have never met you! 92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed! 93 You’re so dense, light bends around you! 94 How the ** are you the sperm that won? 95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre! 96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop! 97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls! 98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected! 99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people! 100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

Date Played	Adventure Title	Tier	Session	TCP	Downtime	Renown
2020-06-05 19:58	Trade Log				-15		Show Trade Log
Name: Nick Krzywonos Character Name: Borgul Session Obtained: 5/30/2020 PHLAN1-1 Sepulture. DM: Bryan Harris (Treasure Miltiade's Shield (+3)) Shield Flavor Text: This shield is decorated with symbols of service and fealty. This shield empathically encourages service to others and whenever the bearer considers performing a selfish act, the shield enhances pangs of conscience. Matialde's Shield is a +3 shield.
2020-06-27 23:28	DDAL08-17 The Tower of Ahghairon				-1		Show
acquired cubic gate Awakened rat Mimi now have 7 recasted simulacrum The characters are among a very small number of people who know that the wizard Ahghairon is still alive. They can use this knowledge to their advantage, for example by returning to ask a favor at a later point, or perhaps bartering or selling the knowledge to someone else in Waterdeep.
2020-06-27 23:34	Trade Log						Show Trade Log
traded in session Character - Milé Neál Item: FoWP - Obsidian Steed Item Acquired from DM Rewards from running DDEP00-01 The Red War [10:36 PM] Ian Kimmel DCI: 8314487339
2020-06-27 22:37	Trade Log						Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-06-28 13:58	DDAL08-18 Moving Day						Show
recasted simulacrum and awakened rat up to 8 now aqcuired rod of ressurection
2020-06-28 13:59	Trade Log						Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-07-11 19:51	DDAL00-01 Window to the Past						Show
used spell scroll of programmed illusion recasted simulacrum bought spell component for contingency, casted it, storing enhance ability, with a wink and saying "watch this" as the trigger" awakened new rat up to 9 Ally of Thay. You are known to be an ally of the Thayan Plateau, whether you want to or not. You have advantage on Charisma-based checks with Red Wizards and other non-slaves from Thay, and at the DM’s discretion may have disadvantage when dealing with Harpers and other enemies of Thay. Became a noble of Mulmaster
2020-07-11 20:02	Trade Log						Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-08-30 15:09	DDEP00-01 The Red War						Show
Recasted Simulacrum, bought contingency material for simulacrum Planes in Pockets in Planes:The Thayan mansion in Mulmaster was comprised of a series of nested demiplanes and pocket dimensions, and you survived the exploration – and brought back lingering traces of that magic. As a result, you always know what plane you are on, and if you find yourself away from your native plane you may excise this magic to return to the Prime Material plane immediately. If you do this, destroy this story award. Szass Tam’s Arcane Essence Epic boon, unique You have wrested away part of Szass Tam’s essence. Specifically, this spark of energy was originally wrested from the vile lich himself, and grants one additional 9th level spell slot, provided that you already have one. This item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide under the entry for Boon of High Magic.
2020-10-30 18:19	Trade Log				-15		Show Trade Log
traded to Nagos
2021-10-06 22:58	Renown						Show
switched investigation proficiency with animal handling Acquired +1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum
2021-10-07 18:42	Trade Log				-5		Show Trade Log
Player: Martin Kelly, Martin K (He/Him)#1254 DCI: 4319102791 Character:Stone Obtained: HotDQ
2018-01-18 08:10	DDAL05-1 Treasures of the Broken Hoard		1		5		Show
Friend of Prrrt. You helped alleviate the suffering of a galeb duhr named Prrrt. It tells others of its kind of your kindness, garnering you a positive reputation among elemental earth creatures. As an action, you can attempt a DC 10 Charisma (Persuasion) check to convince earth creatures of the elemental type not to attack you. As long as you do not attack the creature or other elemental earth creatures, it targets others. This, however, does not protect your allies. You lose this story aware if you attack or otherwise harm an elemental earth creature.
2021-10-07 17:35	Trade Log				-5		Show Trade Log
traded to Blubthol
2018-06-05 22:25	DDEX3-6 No Foolish Matter				5	1	Show
2018-07-24 00:45	DDAL05-12 Bad Business in Parnast				5	1	Show
Bought studded Leather armor
2018-09-01 22:14	Purchase Log						Show Purchase
Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing
2019-09-10 00:52	Gather information guest	2		-2			Show DM Log
unlocked Hat of Vermin
2019-09-16 01:53	Purchase Log						Show Purchase
gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration
2019-09-28 16:21	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest		1				Show
Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration 01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune! 02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult! 03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives! 04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends! 05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is! 06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain! 07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy! 08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it! 09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so! 10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment! 11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand! 12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth! 13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand! 14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology! 15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person! 16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards! 17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel! 18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them! 19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe! 20 Even trolls find you repulsive! 21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face! 22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common! 23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick! 24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head! 25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word! 26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you! 27 Fresh from illithids, are we? 28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent! 29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not! 30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would! 31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry! 32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming! 33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass! 34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion! 35 Now we know who the spare is! 36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again! 37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one! 38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege! 39 Ahh. That explains the smell! 40 Who are you again? 41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch! 42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence! 43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out! 44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue! 45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private! 46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen! 47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me! 48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon! 49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play! 50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog! 51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart! 52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was! 53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror! 54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese! 55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f*** up off day did they have to make you! 56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch! 57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any on it! 58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of that just came out of your mouth! 59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night! 60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate! 61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless! 62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice! 63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass! 64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough! 65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead! 66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something! 67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you! 68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down! 69 You look FAR too much like your grandad! 70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations! 71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others! 72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill! 73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill! 74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open! 75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich! 76 So does failure run in your family! 77 I've seen fungi with more charm! 78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation! 79 Believe in yourself because no one else does! 80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass! 81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe! 82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature! 83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron! 84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology! 85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face! 86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part! 87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel! 88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think! 89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people! 90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's! 91 I envy people that have never met you! 92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed! 93 You’re so dense, light bends around you! 94 How the ** are you the sperm that won? 95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre! 96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop! 97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls! 98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected! 99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people! 100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!

Date Played	Adventure Title	Session	XP	GP	Downtime	Renown	Magic Items
2020-06-05 19:58	Trade Log				-15		Staff of power > Miltiade's Shield (+3)	Show Trade Log
Name: Nick Krzywonos Character Name: Borgul Session Obtained: 5/30/2020 PHLAN1-1 Sepulture. DM: Bryan Harris (Treasure Miltiade's Shield (+3)) Shield Flavor Text: This shield is decorated with symbols of service and fealty. This shield empathically encourages service to others and whenever the bearer considers performing a selfish act, the shield enhances pangs of conscience. Matialde's Shield is a +3 shield.
2020-06-27 23:28	DDAL08-17 The Tower of Ahghairon			500	-1		Cubic Gate	Show
acquired cubic gate Awakened rat Mimi now have 7 recasted simulacrum The characters are among a very small number of people who know that the wizard Ahghairon is still alive. They can use this knowledge to their advantage, for example by returning to ask a favor at a later point, or perhaps bartering or selling the knowledge to someone else in Waterdeep.
2020-06-27 23:34	Trade Log						Cloak of Arachnida (+2 init) > Figurine of wonderous power obsidian steed	Show Trade Log
traded in session Character - Milé Neál Item: FoWP - Obsidian Steed Item Acquired from DM Rewards from running DDEP00-01 The Red War [10:36 PM] Ian Kimmel DCI: 8314487339
2020-06-27 22:37	Trade Log						Figurine of wonderous power obsidian steed >	Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-06-28 13:58	DDAL08-18 Moving Day			500			Rod of Resurrection	Show
recasted simulacrum and awakened rat up to 8 now aqcuired rod of ressurection
2020-06-28 13:59	Trade Log						Hellrider's Badge >	Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-07-11 19:51	DDAL00-01 Window to the Past						Adamantine Plate	Show
used spell scroll of programmed illusion recasted simulacrum bought spell component for contingency, casted it, storing enhance ability, with a wink and saying "watch this" as the trigger" awakened new rat up to 9 Ally of Thay. You are known to be an ally of the Thayan Plateau, whether you want to or not. You have advantage on Charisma-based checks with Red Wizards and other non-slaves from Thay, and at the DM’s discretion may have disadvantage when dealing with Harpers and other enemies of Thay. Became a noble of Mulmaster
2020-07-11 20:02	Trade Log						Rod of Resurrection >	Show Trade Log
snapped
2020-08-30 15:09	DDEP00-01 The Red War			-750				Show
Recasted Simulacrum, bought contingency material for simulacrum Planes in Pockets in Planes:The Thayan mansion in Mulmaster was comprised of a series of nested demiplanes and pocket dimensions, and you survived the exploration – and brought back lingering traces of that magic. As a result, you always know what plane you are on, and if you find yourself away from your native plane you may excise this magic to return to the Prime Material plane immediately. If you do this, destroy this story award. Szass Tam’s Arcane Essence Epic boon, unique You have wrested away part of Szass Tam’s essence. Specifically, this spark of energy was originally wrested from the vile lich himself, and grants one additional 9th level spell slot, provided that you already have one. This item can be found in the Dungeon Master’s Guide under the entry for Boon of High Magic.
2020-10-30 18:19	Trade Log				-15		Miltiade's Shield (+3) > Skyfist	Show Trade Log
traded to Nagos
2021-10-06 22:58	Renown						+1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum	Show
switched investigation proficiency with animal handling Acquired +1 Rhythm-Maker's Drum
2021-10-07 18:42	Trade Log				-5		Adamantine Plate > Insignia of Claws	Show Trade Log
Player: Martin Kelly, Martin K (He/Him)#1254 DCI: 4319102791 Character:Stone Obtained: HotDQ
2018-01-18 08:10	DDAL05-1 Treasures of the Broken Hoard	1	100	66.666	5			Show
Friend of Prrrt. You helped alleviate the suffering of a galeb duhr named Prrrt. It tells others of its kind of your kindness, garnering you a positive reputation among elemental earth creatures. As an action, you can attempt a DC 10 Charisma (Persuasion) check to convince earth creatures of the elemental type not to attack you. As long as you do not attack the creature or other elemental earth creatures, it targets others. This, however, does not protect your allies. You lose this story aware if you attack or otherwise harm an elemental earth creature.
2021-10-07 17:35	Trade Log				-5		Insignia of Claws > +1 Scimitar	Show Trade Log
traded to Blubthol
2018-06-05 22:25	DDEX3-6 No Foolish Matter		600	60	5	1	Pipes of the Sewers	Show
2018-07-24 00:45	DDAL05-12 Bad Business in Parnast		640	144	5	1		Show
Bought studded Leather armor
2018-09-01 22:14	Purchase Log			-60				Show Purchase
Bought potion of blue goop and potion of healing
2019-09-10 00:52	Gather information guest						Hat of Vermin	Show DM Log
unlocked Hat of Vermin
2019-09-16 01:53	Purchase Log			250			Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration	Show Purchase
gold and Bought Spell Scroll of Greater Restoration
2019-09-28 16:21	DDEX2-9 Eye of the Tempest	1		-2509				Show
Bought a bunch of cold weather stuff, bought and used scroll of 2 awaken, and polymorph bought spell scroll of lesser and greater restoration 01 I'm not saying your fat, but when I just cast levitate you're somehow immune! 02 You aren't important enough for a specific insult! 03 I didn't know challenge ratings went into the negatives! 04 Why don't you summon yourself some real friends! 05 Well, now I know what the opposite of awesome is! 06 If stupidity ever becomes valuable, people would be fighting over your brain! 07 I'm afraid, sir, you are experiencing delusions of adequacy! 08 You must be thrilled that you can bring joy to everyone in a room by such a simple act of leaving it! 09 If only your talent for conversation matched your urge to do so! 10 Gentleman, we're in luck. Normally a man must pay admission for such entertainment! 11 Sir, I regret all the insults that I may throw at you. Half will be too kind, and the rest you probably won't understand! 12 I'd call you a pile of dung, but you lack both the depth and the warmth! 13 I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you are sure to understand! 14 Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology! 15 I think I bedded your mother and your sister. How quaint that they are the same person! 16 I'd call you breeding stock, but even farm animals have standards! 17 Look at that gentlemen, we've found the ugliest whore in the brothel! 18 I'd teach you some manners, but I doubt you are capable of learning them! 19 If a mindflayer ever attacks us you're safe! 20 Even trolls find you repulsive! 21 The only thing uglier than your outfit is your face! 22 Look at that gentlemen, it can speak common! 23 If I throw you some peanuts, would you do a trick! 24 I've washed more brains off my weapon than there is in your head! 25 I'd say you were dropped on your head as a child, but "thrown" seems like a more fitting word! 26 What demon did your mother consort with to have you! 27 Fresh from illithids, are we? 28 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I hate to fight against an unarmed opponent! 29 You look like you've blown a goat, I kid you not! 30 I'm not saying you're fat, but you'd ride a horse rather less well than another horse would! 31 You are like a wench who's natural gifts were paltry! 32 You're as dumb as an ogre and half as charming! 33 Sorry, I prefer not to argue with someone whose breath smells like ass! 34 Your stupidity would give an illithid indigestion! 35 Now we know who the spare is! 36 Ah, I see the serfs got a hold of the weapons again! 37 If you are going to behave like a barbarian, you could at least learn to fight like one! 38 Everyone is allowed to make a mistake now and then, but I feel you're abusing the privilege! 39 Ahh. That explains the smell! 40 Who are you again? 41 Sir, I would insult you, but mother nature has beaten me to the punch! 42 Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's enitire vocabulary in a single sentence! 43 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure out! 44 You act as if stupidity is a virtue! 45 Why don't you go lick a branch or whatever a dumb ass like you does in private! 46 Sorry, I don't remember ordering a drink, serving boy. You should go back into the kitchen! 47 You lack the spine and testicular fortitude to be much of a challenge to me! 48 Stand back please, the last time I smelled breath so bad, I was facing a green dragon! 49 I'm glad your sister/wife let you off the chain long enough to come out to play! 50 Your mother is about to become a nameless stray dog! 51 If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I'd fart! 52 How does it feel to know you'll never be the man your mother was! 53 Your mother is so ugly she'd make a sea hag die of horror! 54 There more holes in your capabilities than in Dwarven cheese! 55 So, if the Gods are responsible for all creation, what kind of f*** up off day did they have to make you! 56 Learn from your father's mistake, become a eunuch! 57 I would use my sword on you but I don't want any on it! 58 Is your ass jealous of the amount of that just came out of your mouth! 59 Lay down your arms....just like your mother last night! 60 Call the undertaker, if you're lucky you'll get a bulk rate! 61 You have all the grace of an antelope. A pregnant antelope, but an antelope nonetheless! 62 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't of given you worse advice! 63 Just how many wands of enfeeblement do you have shoved up your ass! 64 I'd insult your mother, but you were insult enough! 65 You call that an attack. My great grandmother could do better than that and she's dead! 66 Oh such a big sword. You compensating for something! 67 Your mothers a great lay, but you'd know that already, wouldn't you! 68 So, is it true the blind tarts by the docks turned you down! 69 You look FAR too much like your grandad! 70 The only foe you've dropped is my expectations! 71 Well you found your life's purpose. A warning to others! 72 You have so many weapons, yet so little skill! 73 You're like the plague except a plague can kill! 74 Aw, did someone leave your cage open! 75 If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich! 76 So does failure run in your family! 77 I've seen fungi with more charm! 78 I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but rocks offer better conversation! 79 Believe in yourself because no one else does! 80 You couldn't hit the broad side of your mother's ass! 81 You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a pick axe! 82 I hear your mother died falling from a flying broom, so I'm guessing you live your life the same as your mother does in death. An unrecognisable roadside feature! 83 I'm guessing you weigh 50lbs while wet, which is the same as your sister when you found her drowned in her own cauldron! 84 I don't know what cursed thing your mother slept with under a full moon, but she owes us all an apology! 85 Hi. I don't think I've ever met someone who would look better if they took an acid arrow to the face! 86 I'm guessing you're one of those idiot savants I keep bearing about, apart from the savant part! 87 You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel! 88 I don't think you're stupid, I'm guessing you just have bad luck when you think! 89 (After using Prestidigitation to make your breath appear cold), you say I see dumb people! 90 Well, I hear you're quite the investigator. Been looking into anything lately, apart from glory hole's! 91 I envy people that have never met you! 92 You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed! 93 You’re so dense, light bends around you! 94 How the ** are you the sperm that won? 95 In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre! 96 You look like you were poured into your clothes but someone forgot to say "when" to stop! 97 I think you should see a healer and ask for a prescription for some balls! 98 I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected! 99 We all make mistakes, I'm sure your parents are good people! 100 You make an easy target, just like your mother!