Magic Items

Tankret of Sobriety
Wondrous item, common

This tankard has a stern face sculpted into one side. You can drink ale, wine, or any other nonmagical alcoholic beverage poured into it without becoming inebriated. The tankard has no effect on magical liquids or harmful substances such as poison.

The stern face sculpted into the side of this tankard is that of a human man in his late 30s with a finely groomed mustache and beard, and a monocle.

Pip of the Smoke Monster
Wondrous item, common

While smoking this pipe, you can use an action to exhale a puff of smoke that takes the form of a single creature, such as a dragon, a flumph, or a froghemoth. The form must be small enough to fit in a 1-foot cube and loses its shape after a few seconds, becoming an ordinary puff of smoke.

This pipe is made of dark wood and inlaid with mithral with a stem fashioned from a hollow leg bone once belonging to a bird. When used, it creates the sound of a random bird.

Embodiment of His Excellency, the Almighty Dai Meow-Ou (Talking Doll)
Wondrous Item, common (requires attunement)

This gaudy, stuffed cat toy is a souvenir from the festival, and perfectly captures the Dai Meow-Ou’s likeness, down to his insufferably mirthful expression. One paw clutches a paper folding fan, while the other is raised in a gesture of benediction.

While this stuffed doll is within 5 feet of you, you can spend a short rest telling it to say up to six phrases, none of which can be more than six words long, and you can set a condition under which the doll speaks each phrase. You can also replace old phrases with new ones. Whatever the condition, it must occur within 5 feet of the doll to make it speak. For example, whenever someone picks up the doll, it might say, “I want a piece of candy.” The doll’s phrases are lost when your attunement to the doll ends.

Language: This toy has the language minor property. The bearer can speak and understand Sylvan while the item is on the bearer’s person.