DM has deja vu. Get trinket: A palm-sized stone with a hole in it, through which can be heard a constantly whispering wind.

Deal With Dawn's Beacon: ​You’ve allowed the artifact called Dawn’s Beacon to place you under and extremely powerful enchantment. At some point in the future, if you find yourself in the presence of the Xanathar, you must attempt to kill the creature. This enchantment doesn’t take full effect until you reach 9th level. So, between 1st and 8th level this enchantment doesn’t compel you to action. Evidently, Dawn’s Beacon wants you to have a chance of success. When this condition has been fulfilled and if you find yourself in the presence of this creature, you must attempt to kill it immediately. Each round you choose not to attack the Xanathar you must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw DC 17 or take 3d10 psychic damage, or half as much on a successful save. This enchantment is only dispelled if you succeed at your task, or if you’re the recipient of a wish spell.

Unlock Animated Shield

Epic's Items: Staff of the woodlands, cloak of the bat, +1 shortsword. Can turn a +1 I have via dedicated DM to a +2. Get a secret mission.

Go Zhents?

Marry Waywocket Shadowcloak, a gnome feylock with the Fade Away ability. She is ditching her clan too, it's perfect. Getaway in the Applebottoms in Thentia. (Thanks to Erik Tukey and Nicole Farnum for helping to write Waywocket on the spot.) Get Blessing of Understanding.

Buy pewter stein of brawling as narrative device to explain rehab

Always list these as day used, not actual birthday

Once I get Dragon Heist, rewrite Enna to be a former member of the Guild of Apothecaries and Physicians in bad standing. She has the faction agent (Zhent) feature though and already hates Xanathar, which is perfect.

Just Twitter. Season 7. Assigned to Enna.

Just Twitter, Season 6. Assign to Enna.

Buy 2 scrolls of healing spirit

Buy thieves' tools, brewers' supplies, herbalism kit, 2 more flasks

Decline the level. Claws count vs item cap. Then it gets weird.

Decide to make Enna a talented screwup who felt so constrained by her well connected path that she self-destructively drank her way out of the herbalists' guild and in to the thieves' guild. Buy a flask, healer's kit and quarterstaff. Lifestyle costs vary. Make a DC 13 sleight of hand check. On a pass Enna can steal enough booze to have a poor lifestyle. Otherwise the bar tab gets expensive.

Pick up since below item cap

DM has deja vu. Get trinket: A palm-sized stone with a hole in it, through which can be heard a constantly whispering wind.

Deal With Dawn's Beacon: ​You’ve allowed the artifact called Dawn’s Beacon to place you under and extremely powerful enchantment. At some point in the future, if you find yourself in the presence of the Xanathar, you must attempt to kill the creature. This enchantment doesn’t take full effect until you reach 9th level. So, between 1st and 8th level this enchantment doesn’t compel you to action. Evidently, Dawn’s Beacon wants you to have a chance of success. When this condition has been fulfilled and if you find yourself in the presence of this creature, you must attempt to kill it immediately. Each round you choose not to attack the Xanathar you must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw DC 17 or take 3d10 psychic damage, or half as much on a successful save. This enchantment is only dispelled if you succeed at your task, or if you’re the recipient of a wish spell.

Unlock Animated Shield

Epic's Items: Staff of the woodlands, cloak of the bat, +1 shortsword. Can turn a +1 I have via dedicated DM to a +2. Get a secret mission.

Go Zhents?

Marry Waywocket Shadowcloak, a gnome feylock with the Fade Away ability. She is ditching her clan too, it's perfect. Getaway in the Applebottoms in Thentia. (Thanks to Erik Tukey and Nicole Farnum for helping to write Waywocket on the spot.) Get Blessing of Understanding.

Buy pewter stein of brawling as narrative device to explain rehab

Always list these as day used, not actual birthday

Once I get Dragon Heist, rewrite Enna to be a former member of the Guild of Apothecaries and Physicians in bad standing. She has the faction agent (Zhent) feature though and already hates Xanathar, which is perfect.

Just Twitter. Season 7. Assigned to Enna.

Just Twitter, Season 6. Assign to Enna.

Buy 2 scrolls of healing spirit

Buy thieves' tools, brewers' supplies, herbalism kit, 2 more flasks

Decline the level. Claws count vs item cap. Then it gets weird.

Decide to make Enna a talented screwup who felt so constrained by her well connected path that she self-destructively drank her way out of the herbalists' guild and in to the thieves' guild. Buy a flask, healer's kit and quarterstaff. Lifestyle costs vary. Make a DC 13 sleight of hand check. On a pass Enna can steal enough booze to have a poor lifestyle. Otherwise the bar tab gets expensive.

Pick up since below item cap