Magic Items

Wrought of blackened steel, the head of this mace is forged in the likeness of three screaming orc skulls. When wielded in combat against orc foes Durgeddin’s Fist bellows an endless stream of profanities and insults in a fearsome dwarven baritone audible for 30’.

Weapon (hand crossbow), rare (requires attunement by a creature of non-lawful alignment) This handcrossbow looks to have seen better times. The wood is cracked and splintered and the string is heavily-frayed. A large, blue feather hangs from the handgrip alongside a couple green, glass baubles. The crossbow whispers warnings to its bearer, granting a +2 bonus to initiative if the bearer isn't incapacitated.
Sentience Nettle is a sentient chaotic neutral weapon with an Intelligence of 15, a Wisdom of 10 and a Charisma of 14. It has has hearing and darkvision out to a range of 120f feet. Nettle speaks Common and Halfling.
Personality Nettle is greedy and impetunous, and prefers that its wielder share these ideals. I demands to be better taken care of than its previous owners did. If its bearer is lawfully-aligned, or if its bearer does not spend at least an hour each day tending to it (polishing, applying resin to the string, etc.), Nettle denies its bonuses to attack and damge rolls and initiative checks. It also shouts out insults to those nearby, imposing disadvantage on any Charisma (Deception or Persuasion) checks or Dexterity (Stealth) check that its wielder makes to move silently.